Cesar

I was born in the year 3287. Ours was a prosperous society until we were attacked by evil Canadian break-dancing robots from beyond the moon. They crushed our armies, slaughtered the masses, set our clocks back 15 minutes so we'd always be late. My parents decided there was no future for me so they sent me back in time. I fought in the Mexican-American war of 1812 against the Dutch on the USS LL COOL J deep in the jungle's of Coasta Rica. After the war I became the first person to visit the sun. It was kinda hot so I decided to leave. I then jumped the English Channel on a skateboard while juggling flaming chainsaws in Spanish backwards. I have spent most of my adult life training for the inevitable zombie war. I joined the Zombie Hunters Union Local 305 as an apprentice zombie hunter. I have mastered over 9,527 different forms of martial arts ranging from Muay Thai to Sorta Thai. I am also proficient with every firearm that has been created as well as those that have yet to be created. If you have any questions about me just ask and I'll totatlly make up some random shit.