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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Benjamin F. Hoffman
Birthday: September 18, 1976
Birthplace: South Carolina
Current Location: South Carolia
Eye Color: Black
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'11
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: German, Scott Irish, and Native American. Im a geneticaly perfected drinking machine.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Mine
Your Weakness: Kryptonite
Your Fears: Failure
Your Perfect Pizza: served on the chest of a stripper
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: write the great American novel
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I dont use them.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Dammit Im awake! Oh what the birds and the sun and the rest of the day! Oh bring it on!
Your Best Physical Feature: My eyes
Your Bedtime: Whenever the booze runs out.
Your Most Missed Memory: The smell of napalm in the morning.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Big Kahuna Burger
Single or Group Dates: Either
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Liptons, Its a Southern institution
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee by God
Do you Smoke: Like a chimney
Do you Swear: What the @%*) kinda question is that
Do you Sing: Just like Johnny Cash
Do you Shower Daily: Of course, Im not French.
Have you Been in Love: unfortunately
Do you want to go to College: Ive been and hope to go back
Do you want to get Married: next question
Do you belive in yourself: I think Im the only person who does sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Depends on the situation
Do you think you are Attractive: I am a buffet of manliness
Are you a Health Freak: Let me put out this cigarette and think about it.
Do you get along with your Parents: I get along with the surviving one.
Do you like Thunderstorms: I have six feet of steel in my body, lightning makes me nervous.
Do you play an Instrument: I use to play a little piano
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Oh yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: yes sir
In the past month have you been on Drugs: next
In the past month have you gone on a Date: actualy no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I try to avoid them
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: cant say that I have.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: never
In the past month have you been on Stage: do court apperances count?
In the past month have you been Dumped: Who would dump me?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Its been far to cold dumb ass.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Just the hearts and minds of all I come in contact with.
Ever been Drunk: Thats a stupid question.
Ever been called a Tease: Hey, I deliver.
Ever been Beaten up: Only when I had it comming
Ever Shoplifted: If I have to go to jail, its going to be for bank robbery or imbezling.
How do you want to Die: Have you ever seen the ending to "The Wild Bunch"? If not like that then the classic whore house heatattack
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Ruler of a third world country. "All Hail the EL Presidente"!
What country would you most like to Visit: Amsterdam
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: red
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: varies
Weight: 110-120
Best Clothing Style: chic
Number of Drugs I have taken: I dont know. How many have you taken?
Number of CDs I own: to many.
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: I have scars. Scars are like tattoos but with better stories behind them.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Regrets, I have a few. But then again, to few to mention...
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