Ryan Stolz SSC Μολών Λaβέ!

I'm pretty much the most narcissistic, egotistical son of a draftsman you'll ever meet. I can't resist my own reflection. I get lost in my eyes and you will to. Each day I make it a point to perform charitable acts, such as rescuing kittens from trees, finding lost puppy dogs, and helping little old ladies cross the street, all for the express purpose of feeding my incredibly bloated ego. In some circles I am also known as Hondo Magic, the moniker under which I fight crime and play church hall bingo. I get very angry when I find socks laying around in places that they don't belong. If you are reading this, you should probably give me some money. Click here to give me money now!