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Brett Moses

ALCOHOL AND BOOTY CALLS.

About Me

Happily Single.

My Interests

The Hoaxocaust interests me greatly. Jazzercise. Getting drunk. Molesting sluts.

I'd like to meet:

The Fuel's emotional side and girls who DO NOT talk like Mac Dre...

Music:

GANG STAR RAPPERS LIKE EMINEM

Television:

The commercial where Jared shows his old pair of pants he use to have to wear before the invention of excersing, walking, and sandwiches with ONLY 6 grams of fat or less... LOLLOLOKLOLOOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLLER SKATES!~!!!!1111!1 oh yea... Late Night BET - UNCUT

Books:

Cliff Notes writes some good shit

Heroes:

fire fi.... JARED! Jeff Kent, Bobby Fischer, Paula Abdul, Jenny Finch, Non-Dykey Lesbians, Racist Homosexuals, Impotent Infants, Mickey Avalon, China Cab Drivers, G. G. Allin, Above Average Looking Females, Incompetent Adults, The Aicardi Family, Carrot Top and John Rocker... NOT IN THAT ORDER.