talk to me and find out
T he Guys' Rules:
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally, the guys' side of the story.
(I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear "the rules" From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
1. Men ARE not mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something. Or tell us how you want it done. Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not! A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is fine...Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation,or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that?
It's like camping.
Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.
Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Aaron
Birthday: 11-02-88
Birthplace: Harlem
Current Location: Nap Town
Eye Color: dark dark brown
Hair Color: black
Height: 178lbs
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: African American
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black Vans
Your Weakness: NONE
Your Fears: Losing my Girlfriend
Your Perfect Pizza: Supreme
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Be the best I can be in everything
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL our a stupid SOB
Thoughts First Waking Up: Shit its early
Your Best Physical Feature: I've been told my eyes
Your Bedtime: when ever i want
Your Most Missed Memory:
Pepsi or Coke: they taste the same
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Depends what my girlfriend wants
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: eww i hate tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla like my baby
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: hell no
Do you Swear: what the fuck do you think
Do you Sing: yea
Do you Shower Daily: yea
Have you Been in Love: i am now
Do you want to go to College: yep
Do you want to get Married: hell yea
Do you belive in yourself: yea
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: a little
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: yea
Do you like Thunderstorms: I love them
Do you play an Instrument: Piano
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: NO
In the past month have you Smoked: NO
In the past month have you been on Drugs: MP
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yea
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yea
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Yea
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: NO
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: no but I took One LOL
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: NO
Ever been Drunk: NO
Ever been called a Tease: yea
Ever been Beaten up: yea I still have the scar on the side of my face
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: in water
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Chemiest
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue, Green, Gray
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: 5'5
Weight: 98
Best Clothing Style: she looks good in everything
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: dont care
Number of Piercings: dont care
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I dont know
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