I like to drink and allow people to make my myspace. I was born in 1776 during the golden years of the Revoloutionary War. I was there through it all. I once met Thomas Jefferson while roaming the wild plains of Africa insearch of a more efficent fuel supply for the 21st century. We shared war stories and had long political debates were we shapped each others mind and gave him his fireay passion for democracy that would lead him to becoming one of our finest presidents. I also showed him a nickel from the year 2004 and he said,"My head looks fat". Sorry TJ somethings will never change. Just then a Dinosaur was charging across the plains enroute to TJ's detached regiment of colonial musketeers. TJ put down his Samuel Adams, grabed his saber, and quoted,"My life I have feared that my people will never be able to shake the shackels of tearany from our oppressors. But how can I hope to free my American brothers while the British send dinosaurs against me. Megan, it's time to take 5 cents outta his ass!"I will never be able to fully describe the fight which fell before my eyes that morning on the plains. All I can say is when the sun sank into the horizon TJ and his men came walking back to the camp. His clothes tattered and saber chipped. He threw me a hunk of the dinosaurs meat and said," Here is your change!"
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