Blake

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My name is Blake, and I am an asshole. Some say i'm attractive in a distant viewing sense. I don't believe in false modesty so I'll be upfront... I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social morals, indulge in flirtation with any attractive female I come across, ignore the consequences of my actions, and mock the less fortunate to make myself feel more intelligent.
I am the best. I am better than you. I am greatness. You can call me god.
I'm a selfish prick. A hot, rich, pampered intellectual with a big dick and a marathon tongue. I'm young enough to do it often and old enough to do it right. I don't have time for petty drama or emotional hysterics. I do what I want, when I want.
I get a lot of criticism for sleeping with overweight girls. I don't think of myself as a bad guy though, but rather one who's able to look with fresh eyes at the ordinary and see in it something that's unique and beautiful and also I'm an alcoholic.If a girl makes you wear a condom, you probably didn't need it, and if she doesn't make you wear one you probably should have worn two. Life is full of irony. And sex disease.