Buttercream-Frosted Murdercake

About Me

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OH MY GOD I'M NOT ADDING RANDOM BANDS AND MUSICAL ACTS TO MY MYSPACE. PLEASE DON'T ASK. THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY OF YOU. I DON'T GO OUT, I DON'T GO TO CLUBS, I DON'T PROMOTE.
"Otherwise, we feel like we are fucking a ninja. Unless you actually are a ninja, and have sneaked[sp] into our rooms with vibrating nunchaku and zippered black pajamas."
if you like a girl who sang bedtime songs to her bearded dragon, then you'll probably like me.
his name was banjo. it was short for mr. hifi banjo strings. here's a picture of him.
he was the best lizard anyone, anywhere, ever had.
this is my website. it has pictures i've drawn. it has some other things, too, not a lot but some.
brainfreezy
and, my sister is hot. and talented. look at pictures of her exhibiting the aforementioned hotness and talent...ness: poeticpinup.com (warning: NSFW, nudity and whatnot)
I could survive for 60 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

your mom. mission accomplished.

My Blog

for paul.

i don't know the status on your "situation" as of late, but this song always reminded me of you, especially what you told me about the moon.I've been drivin' all night, my hand's wet on the wheelThere...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Aug 2009 22:29:00 GMT

damn you, actual liveable minimum wage.

the good news: the oregon minimum wage is $8.40/hr. a full-time (40hr/wk) job at minimum wage, after oregon's nifty reduced income tax, would net about $1100 a month, maybe a little more. right now, i...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Jun 2009 23:54:00 GMT

pineapple salsa, v 1.0

1 whole pineapple1 red bell pepper1 jalapeno (or more, depending on your desire for teh spice)oil1 medium yellow onion1 1/2 teaspoons chili powdercumin to taste1 tbsp white vinegar1 tbsp lemon juice1/...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Jun 2009 21:02:00 GMT

portland, portland, portland.

i'm not a huge believer in signs and whatnot. in fact, i'm pretty much oblivious to them if they DO exist, so wrapped up as i am in my own little world. which makes it all the more interesting that po...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Jun 2009 09:10:00 GMT

a new way to enjoy tea.

so just out of nowhere, i thought, "gee, wouldn't it be good to drop some pieces of chocolate into my vanilla almond tea?" i guess i was in gourmet mode (having just roasted some red peppers and onion...
Posted by on Wed, 20 May 2009 18:01:00 GMT

you know the weather's changing in the mountains when...

... you find three varieties of spiders, in three different sizes, in your bathtub at night. ... the crane flies are as big as your hands and can survive a night squashed under a laptop.... the skinks...
Posted by on Wed, 20 May 2009 09:24:00 GMT

I WANT A DO-OVER

god, a "do-over"? who the fuck talks like that?i'll tell you who talks like that.someone who is 26 and looks at their life and realizes that they really haven't done anything at all worthwhile. someon...
Posted by on Sat, 16 May 2009 20:38:00 GMT

that's better.

i deleted all my apps, and, consequently, all the people who came with the apps. my friends list is now a slim, trim 51 people i actually know in one fashion or another. no more missing bulletins beca...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Apr 2009 18:41:00 GMT

wow, this song is creepier than i thought, followed by a book update.

so i friended a singer/songwriter from oslo named rockettothesky. i found her through an indie mp3 sampler, with the song "i stepped on a toothbrush". another sampler yielded the song "grizzly man". g...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Mar 2009 12:59:00 GMT

oh yeah, my ad in scoot! magazine.

i totally forgot to go crazy about this online, i was so busy telling people in person (ie, my family). the ad i designed and executed for heidenau tires is in this bi-month's issue of scoot! magazine...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Mar 2009 11:47:00 GMT