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Everybody Hates Chris

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About Me

I'M A YOUNG BLACK MALE WHO ENJOYS LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH, I LOVE READING NOVELS, AND MYSTERIES AND ENJOY DOING CHALLENGING CROSSWORD AND SODUKO PUZZLES. I ENJOY CANDLE LIGHT DINNERS UNDER THE BRISK MOONLIGHT WHICH I FIND VERY COMFORTING AND RELAXING, I LIKE TO TAKE NICE LUKEWARM BUBBLEBATHS TO EXFOLIATE MY BODY WHICH IS MY TEMPLE; WHILE WASHING MY HAIR WITH ONLY THE FINEST BERRIES N' JUICES AND LATHER MYSELF WITH THE FINEST IMPORTED COCOA BUTTER "ALSO KNOWN AS PALMERS" FROM THE LOCAL HAIR STORE *CAN BE FOUND ON THE CORNER OF DIXWELL & PUTNAM* MY BODY IS COVERED WITH THE FINEST COTTON THAT WALMART HAS TO OFFER. I WORK AT PARTY CITY DURING THE DAY AND I'M A STRIPPER AT NIGHT. I'M JUST PLAYING I DON'T WORK AT PARTY CITY....SOMETIMES...WHEN I'M ALONE IN MY ROOM STARIN AT THE WALL IN THE BACK OF MY MIND I HEAR MY CONSCIENCE CALL.....I NEED LOVE!!!!

My Interests


[Marital Status] single
[Shoe size] 8 or 8.5
[Parents still together] nah
[Siblings] a half sister
[Pets] nah
FAVORITES
[Color] red
[Number] 25
[Animal] pussy
[Drinks] orange juice
[Soda] canada dry
[Book] FUCK A BOOK
[Flower] don't have 1
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] no
[Twirl your hair?] no
[Have tattoos?] 2 and countin
[Have Piercings?] both ears
[Cheat on tests/homework?] not in 2 years
[Drink/Smoke?] i have a taste every now and again
[Like roller coasters?] yea
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] i'm straight where i'm at
[Want more piercings?] nah
[Like cleaning?] if i have to
[Write in cursive or print?] print
[Own a web cam?] nah don't like computer dat much
[Know how to drive?] yez zir
[Own a cell phone?] yea to old not to
[Ever get off the damn computer?] in a heart beat
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] when i was younger
[Considered a life of crime?] nah
[Considered being a hooker?] no
[Lied to someone?] try not to
[Been in love?] yea
[Made out with JUST a friend?] yea who hasn't
[Been in lust?] no
[Used someone] nah homey
[Been used?] yea
[Been cheated on?] hell yea
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] hell yea dat shit hurts!!!
[Stolen anything?] when i was young and stupid
[Held a gun] i held my dick and dat shoots
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] white beater,shorts,and socks
[Current mood] relaxed
[Current taste] wings over hamden
[What you currently smell like] fresh bitch
[Current hair] rough
[Current thing I ought to be doing] fuckin plain and simple
[Current cd in stereo] T.I vs. TIP
[Last book you read] i can't read
[Last movie you saw] house party
[Last thing you ate] chill
[Last person you talked to on the phone] paris
[Do drugs?] nope
[Believe there is life on other planets?] no
Remember your first love?] yez zir
[Still love him/her?] of course
[Read the newspaper?] once and awhile
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] a couple of dikes here and there
[Believe in miracles?] depends
[Do well in school?] i pass
[Wear hats] depends
[Hate yourself?] nah but others do
[Have an obsession?] nope
[Collect anything?] money
[Have a best friend?] yes i do
[Close friends?] yea
[Like your handwriting?] it's iight
[Care about looks] depends
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] her name was....................
[First kiss] in elementary school
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] i guess
[Do you believe in "the one?"] i guess
[Are you a tease?] nah homey
[Too shy to make the first move?] no
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] sometimes
[Bitch/Asshole] the biggest asshole you'll meet
[sarcastic] all da time
[Angel] when i'm not a devil
[Devil] when i'm not a angel
[Shy] sometimes
[Talkative] if i'm cool with you

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Music:

BIGGIE~NAS~JAY~TUPAC~EMINEM~JADA~DIDDY~TI~LUDACRIS~JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE~LINKIN PARK~SHYNE~JEEZY~D BLOCK~OK GO~RICK ROSS~LUPE FIASCO~KANYE WEST~THE GAME~JUELZ SANTANA~JIM JONES~LIL'WAYNE~KILLA CAM~GHOSTFACE KILLAH~ETC.

Movies:

Scarface~Booty Call~Don't Be A Mence~Paid N Full~White Chicks~Streets Is Watching~Belly~Backstage~Kings Of Comedy~Eddie Murphy's Raw~Never Scared~Dumb And Dumber~ATL~Jackass 1,2~Etc.

Television:

Martin~Fresh Prince~Rosanne~Friends~Law And Order SVU~ESPN~Cosby Show~Sponge Bob Squarepants~Jackass~Jamie Foxx~Wayans Bros.