Stone Cold Steve Austin

So you people want to impersonate Stone Cold Steve Austin? Well hell, what more you want me to say? Let’s drink a beer. I did some bodybuilding, drank some beer. Did some wrestling, drank some more beer. Dam I miss wrestling, whipp’en little bastard’s ass’s and drink’en beer. I can’t tell you how much it pissed me off, going back into the ring and not being able to whip those little bastard’s ass’s. I’m not suppose to say but, that is why I quit again. That Vince bastard having me run around, drink’en deer, get’en cheers but, it just didn’t feel the same. I missed whopp’en ass. And Yes Vince, you’re still a bastard. I want to thank all the fans that have stood behind me all these years. Fished up the first movie, it will be out next year. I’m not sure if I’m allowed to tell anyone that it will come out in April. Sorry, blame it on the beer. Making movies is a lot of fun. I have met a lot of great people, good people. The media, that’s what pisses me off. Hell I got into a fix years ago, and you still see that dam “mug shot” photo all over the internet. Bullshit. You little bastards don’t got nothing better to do? Drink a dam beer. I’m completely lost on the whole computer stuff, so I’m not sure how often I’ll come here. But I will honestly try to come back when I’m not busy, or drink’en beer…. Alright, I think I have entered enough shit now. America, Go drink Beer, and that’s the bottom line ‘cause Stone Cold said so!