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The Chuck

The voices in my head are evicting me.

About Me


I had something here at one point, and I'm looking to put it back here. Until then, I am a looseleaf notebook with Transformers cover-art filled with blank and sticky pages.

My Interests

I'm hooked on the whole Warcraft, Burning Crusade thing again, like a freaking geek, but outside of that I have no real life and would probably masturbate myself to death, anyway.

So, as I was saying, I'm thinking about quitting Warcraft altogether.

I'd like to meet:


God, so I can finally hear his apology in-person. Jesus, because I think he had the best weed. Lucifer, because I think we have alot in common. Ernest Hemingway, because although I've never read a book of his, I feel this bizarre connection to the guy. I think he may be my father, like Darth Vader, only if Vader drank alot and shot himself in the head.

Current Map of Latest Trail of Victims:

Music:

Most Recently:
The Third Ending and My Chemical Romance's "The Black Parade."

Generally:
Basically anything that takes some modicum of geniune talent to have been crafted. Creative authenticity means a great deal to me. Let's face facts, if you have to use your looks to sell your music, your music sucks.

I personally play piano, guitar, and bass guitar.

Movies:

I watch just about any movie. I'd probably make a terrible movie critic because I seem to always find something in any movie that I can identify with and appreciate. Except for "The Naked Lunch." My butt I aren't on speaking terms.

Television:

I really don't watch a hell of a lot of TV. I really dig Heroes, and I still keep up with 24, Lost, and Family Guy. All of these cop dramas and reality game shows make me want to crack open the back of my TV set and shit in the box.

Books:

Currently:
Lamb: The Gospel According To Biff, by Christopher Moore.

I used to be a voracious reader before becoming stricken with Internet addiction, and I've recently renewed said interest quite a bit. I've got Stephen King's "On Writing," and Dan Brown's "Angels and Demons" on backlog, atm.

Heroes:

I don't really commit to any. Most of the common "heroes" are just retards with looks and money. They're not really anyone worth aspiring to. I'm more inspired by the real heroes: the single mother, the starving artist, and the guy with the tenacity to suffer through a sticky box of Junior Mints that has been left out in the Sun all day.

My Blog

The Chuck is the Patriot?

A real patriot will see his country for what it is. A real patriot will endear his neighbors and, when necessary, condemn his government. The patriot will feel sadness at the need for having to send ...
Posted by The Chuck on Tue, 08 May 2007 03:21:00 PST

The Chuck + The Joe = <3

Just because I know Joe loves when I blog.  He bitches at me "well, why don't you blog about it?" yet he obviously never fails to read one shortly after posting. I thought I'd single him out just...
Posted by The Chuck on Mon, 07 May 2007 02:50:00 PST

The Chuck Prays to The Chuck?

I talk to myself.  I used to do it alot more often than I do, now.  The time I find myself chatting it up with myself most is when I'm alone in the car.  I'm pretty shy about it.  ...
Posted by The Chuck on Fri, 04 May 2007 03:37:00 PST

The Chuck tries out for the Reno P.D.

I don't even live in Reno, but what the hell?  Click my badge, find my pic, and rank me a 10 and everyone else a 1 lest I hunt you down and find some cavity on your person with which my heavily l...
Posted by The Chuck on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 02:10:00 PST

The Chuck is all discreet and stuff.

Yeah, the entertainment of Deity has all but worn off, and I'm going back to being mortal for a bit.  One can only fry so many ants with a magnifying glass before one is overcome with the smell.A...
Posted by The Chuck on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 02:29:00 PST

Put the Chuck back in Chuckmas.

Twas nigh 31 years ago that the Chuck was squirted from His mom's vaginal canal in a shower of afterbirth delight.  The sacred rain of His womb-borne leavings to be absconded by some woefully und...
Posted by The Chuck on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 10:36:00 PST

The Chuck Challenge

This past weekend, some random infidel accused Me of misrepresenting the one true Chuck.  He made emphasis that I am somehow not God.  This man is quite the einstein because I've never said ...
Posted by The Chuck on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 01:51:00 PST

Sure, Jesus Saves, but the Chuck actually gives a crap.

Tell me this: what has God done for you lately?  Has he found your car keys?  Has he recovered your wallet (and if he did, do you really think he wouldn't pocket that fifty and blame its abs...
Posted by The Chuck on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 01:30:00 PST

Life Lessons: Appearances are Deceiving.

When the Chuck was young, He happened upon a lovely day where the Sun did shine, and the grass was green.  'Twas upon this day that friends invited the Chuck to join them on an outing to a seclud...
Posted by The Chuck on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 11:08:00 PST

The Chuck talks alot of shit.

Yea, I am known to have a savage disgust of humanity, but for some stupid reason, I find myself clinging to the hope of its survival.  On the one side, I keep my finger constantly held over one ...
Posted by The Chuck on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 01:24:00 PST