American Airlines Flight Zero, Zero, Niner, Zero |
I don't like to fly. And I have grown particularly fearful of flying in recent years. Perhaps because, for once, everything in life seems to be so great. In general though, I think we can all agree th...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 21:14:00 GMT |
HOOKERS ON SHEFFIELD |
Last night was the first time I was ever picked up by a couple of prostitutes. I know, I know... it took a while, but damn did it make me feel like a man again! A slightly dirty, pale man at that. So ...
Posted by on Thu, 31 May 2007 20:03:00 GMT |
THINGS I GOT FOR CHRISTMAS FROM MY GIRFRIENDS MOM... |
...THAT MY GIRLFRIEND WOULD NEVER RECEIVE FROM MY FATHER.1. underwear
Posted by on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 12:02:00 GMT |
A HAUNTING |
Two things have awoken me abruptly over the past few nights in the new apartment. On Sunday night (nay, Monday morning) at about 2am, the stereo mysteriously turned itself on at full blast playing wha...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 07:47:00 GMT |
EATING (constantly) |
I don't know if anyone's working today, December 28th. Some business give peops the week off between Christmas and New Years, but if you are working... that sucks. I just ate lunch. Again. It's like m...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 10:52:00 GMT |
HOME |
I don't know if anyone has ever subscribed to any kind of 'pacifier' as a kid, or even as an adult, but I am sure that we all had 'something.' Something that brought us security, warmth, comfort from ...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 22:19:00 GMT |
SHEPHERD'S PIE |
as an unemployed 32 year old man I have now begun to take on a world of new responsibilities. Seeing as how my girlfriend, Emily, is working her ass off, adjusting not only to a new city (partially, s...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 16:58:00 GMT |
CHICAGO TRAFFIC v. NEW YORK TRAFFIC |
alright... in the past two days, I have almost been fatally killed by two different automoblies in the great city of Chicago. For all those who don't know, New York, the city form which I recently mov...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 15:53:00 GMT |
THINGS I'VE LEARNED ABOUT CHICAGO (in 2 1/2 wks) |
1. A 'rocks glass' is the size of a Big Gulp2. Chicago squirrels could kick the crap out of New York squirrels
Posted by on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 11:14:00 GMT |
ANOTHER DAY (unemployed) |
waking up...slowly. alright, i know it's 11:53, but these things take time. i am looking around my apartment for another excuse to use power tools and thinking about christmas gifts. it's hard to give...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 09:52:00 GMT |
