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JERK ALERT!

About Me

We just want people to remember what rock and roll is. Loud, Fast, Snotty.BUY OUR NEW LP "Dirty Slurs" for 12ppdBUY OUR 7" NOW
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Music:

Member Since: 01/11/2006
Band Members: Clowns
Influences: Slow Sexy Steady songs, bands that time forgot, bands that never got a chance, loud, fast crazy sexy shit, the underdogs.
Sounds Like: the beach boys puking up all of the heroin johnny thunders ever shot.

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melissa ann! was interviewed on the zine core radio show, the host played several brand new JERK ALERT! songs, check it out!

Record Label: Eradicator Records

My Blog

No Front Teeth review

JERK ALERT  DIRTY SLURS LPI was honestly almost pissing my pantswith anticipation to get this record&this is fantastic, raw punk fromBloomington, Indiana with a slight, wild garage edge of Loli and...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Mar 2009 12:14:00 GMT

jerk alert DIRTY SLURS review in RAZORCAKE #47!!!

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Posted by on Tue, 02 Dec 2008 16:08:00 GMT

"Dirty Slurs" review in Maximum RnR!

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Posted by on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 22:40:00 GMT

melissa ann interviewed on zine core radio show!

..melissa ann is the first guest and the host, hannah neurotica, played several brand new jerk alerts songs from our upcoming album! check it out, it's awesome!
Posted by on Thu, 15 May 2008 14:01:00 GMT

CHECK OUT OUR NEW MUSIC VIDEO!

just kidding... we didn't write this music.
Posted by on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 20:49:00 GMT

Stuck on Stupid. a.k.a S.O.S

i put up a couple shirts up. no pictures. you will like them. buy both. dont by both. whatever. $7.00eaif you like all the songs we have up now and want more of that fucked up sound you should buy the...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 15:29:00 GMT

WHAT NOW WAVE MAGAZINE HAD TO SAY ABOUT JERK ALERT

Jerk Alert Self Titled CD and 7"                  Bloomington, Indiana's Jerk Alert plays fast rockin' punk in the grand trad...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 11:39:00 GMT

What Maximum RnR had to say about Jerk Alert

   Six tracks of raw, degenerate punk snot, with male and female vocalists vying for the title of Most Annoying 2007. It goes past in a blur but gels together pretty well. They claim to be "...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 11:55:00 GMT

What terminal-boredom.com had to say about Jerk Alert

Nice little six-song EP from Bloomington, IN's Jerk Alert. Shows some promise, particularly on the nasty-punk "Nothing to Lose", which has a nice and fucked guitar sound, and definitely the best of th...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 00:00:00 GMT

TOUR HELP?! SHOW TRADE?!

..>..>..>TOUR HELP?! SHOW TRADE?!hey! Jerk Alert is going on tour and we desperatley neeed some help. so if you can HELP let us know! Here's what we're thinking anywhere in or around these places bars...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 15:26:00 GMT