I laugh my ass off everytime i see this...
....beetis...dia-beetis.....
i enjoy bathing with the finest mineral salts from countries with different colored poor people. friends. down to earth females, preferably human- and alive, with limbs, and say "yes". being someone else on the computer when i'm actually a leper. i enjoy serious, truthful people that can relate and share stories with me about the chinese dynasty and it's effects on the increasing applications for library card renewals. i enjoy thinking of random stuff to say when i could be riding llamas and squeezing the freshest lemonades. i like to drink socially and hang out, socially. i dig snowboarding, golfing, graves, movies, off the wall humor, off the wall vans, cutie cool girls, playing guitar , video games when i'm just flat out bored, cutie cool naked girls when i'm flat out horny (which is A LOT, ask my sister. HA!), mexican food for sure, nicolosis' pizza for damn sure, bulimia, riding go-karts at Boomer's with a special girl side by side- laughing and gazing at each other's eyes right before i put that cunt into the side railing so i win. just going out and doing what sounds fun at that moment pretty much. i like visiting poverty stricken suburbs to help me feel better about myself. i enjoy my current job bartending but have to f.t.o. that cuz it's just a job. but i do have one self-made millionaire idea i wanna do- and i had this on my old myspace page so you might have heard it- but quadropalegic porn. i'd build a wall around a waterbed lacking sheets, covered in rich baby oil with two quadropalegic's on the bed. on each of the 4 corners of the walls i'd have people standing with six-foot poles pushing the two quads together, kinda like stirring stew. so, if i could get that on film...... and i'd get a college version too. HA! call it "Quads in the quad"!!! rad. sorry if that offends anyone. i'd give an arm and a leg to take it back if i could. which way to hell again?
I'd like to meet:
everyone has a story to tell, and it's all interesting in it's own way. but i don't care about those faggots, i just wanna meet hot chicks. j/k. but i'm not here to network with a bunch of people i'll probably never hang with so if you're just looking for a tall, dark, handsome guy to sit on his face....well listen here sister, you're in the wrong place. but cereal, i'm just here to mingle with locals and the few outta-town friends i have. blah blah blah..... and try to get in your pants. cuz mine are wore down.
Music:
nofx, lagwagon, thrice, rise against, strung out. i like a lot of different music other than punk but those are my favs. you can always ask if you really really want to know. i'll tell you anything- i'm a blooming flower.
Movies:
alrighty, harrison ford and tom hanks are my favorite actors. so star wars (originals only), lord of the rings were entertaining, super troopers definitely, airforce one, the naked guns, airplane, kung pow, borat, and one super awesome movie, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. there's so many- and if procreating with me has to do with what movies i like well then, i loved the notebook, my heart crashed on sleepless in seattle, i yearned for love and passion after seeing the english patient, and laughed with the utmost charisma to saw 3! and seriously, i did laugh cuz some parts were so disgusting i didn't know what else to do! so gross.
Television:
i think t.v . gives people bad breath. you sit there not talking for hours and the next thing you know you have stank-mouth because you were more interested in what bobby was going to do to jake after melissa found out about bobby's egg not fully dropping. instead one can go out and be active- or sit on the computer typing your profile and preaching to the wrong people. damn it. next....
Books:
n.
A set of written, printed, or blank pages fastened along one side and encased between protective covers.A printed or written literary work.
A main division of a larger printed or written work: a book of the Old Testament.A volume in which financial or business transactions are recorded.
books Financial or business records considered as a group: checked the expenditures on the books.A libretto.
The script of a play.
Book
The Bible.
The Koran.A set of prescribed standards or rules on which decisions are based: runs the company by the book.
Something regarded as a source of knowledge or understanding. If you read all this you suck.
Heroes:
my family, friends, and all the people that have hurt me and made me stronger. nothing funny about heroes- you son of a bitch.
