Del

Durring the day I am a profesional rickshaw driver at night I have a job as a public access talk show critic. My hobbies include rescuing plastic bags that are stranded in trees, going on long walks in bad areas of town and having conversations with telemarketers. I love mustaches and feathered hair. Some of the things I can't stand are crispy dollar bills, vegans and creamed corn! I also like to consider myself a tribal armband connoisseur.