Jack McFarland ~rp~

My mother had anynomous sex with a man in a nixon mask and 9 months later, I was born in St Barnabus hospital at 5 lbs and 11 ounces.I lived kinda happilly with my mother and my stepfather(who was kept alive by his unability to love). The first time I found out that i was attracted to boys was when i put a football under my shirt and said I was having Billy Ray Cyrus's baby at my 6th birthday(i specifically asked for a malibu barbie but i was given a damn football, what was i supposed to do with it?). A few years later, I went to a dorm party thrown at some college. There i met a fellow gay named Will Truman(supposidly he had a girlfriend, but i knew he was fronting). Later that day he called me, i mean i was hot of course he would, anyway he kept tryimg to deny the fact that he was gay. He finally admitted he was gay(this was on thanksgiving,mind you)and broke up with Grace Adler(who was completely atrocious i might add. she had frizzy hair thet looked like yarn.ill gross)who threw him out. He came to live with me and my mother. So the next thanksgiving we went to go shopping. I asked him out and he turned me down. That fat porky pig lookin son of a b!+(# broke my heart. I thought i would never love again. Then i went out with a man every hour on the hour. I dont know what happened but Will and Grace became friends and started to live together. I met a rich friend named Karen Walker, who owns a law firm, apartment building and some other stuff. We became the best of friends and we both resent Will and Grace but we love them yes we do. Now im Living across the hall From Will and Grace and Karen is living in her mansion that was left behind by her late husband Stanley Walker, and we all are friends untill someone stops paying my rent, my taxes and stop showing me love. Then them sons o' bitches are going down. Did i tell you i have a son? Yeah, it's true his name is Elliot Something. he plays basket ball(he gets it fron his momma) well thats all the time i have for today,Ciao Mein.Love ya, Jack McFarland tennaya layout powered by HOT FreeLayouts.com / MyHotComments