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About Me

Here is all that you need to know about me.I'm huge.Literally AND figuratively.I am 'freakishly' tall at six feet, six inches, and have been since seventh grade. My weight fluctuates around the three hundred pound mark... making me a 'fatty' by most standards... but it's distributed well and has never been an issue for me. I am healthy and very happy. I walk alot. I love to swim and bike and be outdoors in general and I spend alot of time rough-housing and playing with my two dogs. If I keep myself tanned and stand in the just the right light, you could go so far as to call me handsome... but don't... because I will blush to the color of a pickled beet and beg to be swallowed up by the floor.I work in advertising for a national agency as a designer and copywriter, and in my spare time, enjoy a career as a Contemporary fine artist. I work in mixed media on canvas and wood AND create digital illustrations that I print for sale as giclees, notecards, etc. I love my career as a designer and my 'hobby' as a fine artist very very much and have collected and supported the arts since I was a teenager. Artists and musicians are a huge turn-on for me.(I encourage ANY artists to drop me a line. I love to collect work and encourage young talent and am fascinated by other artists' processes and inspirations.)I should also mention I love to cook, read, clean & organize (yeah... that's a very OCD habit that you'll probably want to just stand back and enjoy for yourself,) and am just as happy snuggled up on the couch eating popcorn and watching movies as I am hanging at the hottest new club and sipping dirty martinis.

My Blog

Best Bums In The World?

Okay... so... Sloggi, the saggy-assed UK underwear manufacturer, has just announced the winners of it's annual Best Bum In The World contest. Kudos to them on knowing what's REALLY important in this w...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 09:18:00 GMT

A Wonderful Wedding Weekend... Right Up Until....

It was, for all intents and purposes, a dream destination wedding. The bride, Carrie Martin, I've known casually for years. She is a devoted customer and friend of MY best friend and roomate...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 19:24:00 GMT

Jeff's Notes On A Drag Drama

Okay... so my friend Bryan e-mailed me... asking to know the scoop about Whitney Paige's dismissal from "The Rose Room" in Dallas. And due to the fact that this has, after some research, proven i...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 21:03:00 GMT

An Accidental Molesting

   To my horror... I accidentally molested someone yesterday. It all began by innocently stopping by my local post office... From the parking lot, I ended up following a woman...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 18:41:00 GMT