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eileen magic mccarthy

Clapping is not a dance.

About Me



My Interests

Putting stuff on other stuff and things in other things. (Unless, of course, said "things" are gross and "other things" are my mouth.)

I'd like to meet:

No pink people. Or babies. Especially no pink babies.

Music:

very fond of clever tunes and skillfully arranged noises.

Movies:

Waiting for Guffman, This is Spinal Tap, A Mighty Wind, Best in Show, Kidz Bop (though technically not a movie), and my father's instructional guitar video by Esteban. Actually, it's more the idea of my dad owning the Esteban video and autographed steel string guitar that I adore. I would love to make a video of my dad attempting to play

Television:

30 Rock, The Office, Extras (not to be confused with Extra, Entertainment Tonight's rival), Tim and Eric's Awesome Show, The Cosby Show, Golden Girls.

Books:

The fuck-up, Manhattan Loverboy, (by Arthur Nersesian), Me Talk Pretty One Day, Naked, Holidays on Ice, Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim, Barrel Fever, Children Playing Before a Statue of Hercules, (all by David Sedaris) and Tales of the Unexpected, My Uncle Oswald, Switch Bitch, Skin, The Umbrella Man, (all by Roald Dahl).

Heroes: