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As I hope you can tell, sometimes I'm not all that well. I like things that can be weird, and try not to be all that feared. I try to have a balance of intrests, but the main thing on my mind is being the best. I like to do things from making people laugh, to doing crazy things like pump old ladys' gas. There is a wide array of things that comprise Jay, like shooting craps, to talking to stock brokers about an economic collapse. The fear in their eyes always makes me chuckle, while they defend their silly points simultaniously adjusting their belt buckle. Sometimes I like to watch a show with Cramer, but only view him as an loony entertainer. My favorite is to associate with crazy people, they see the bigger picture, and are the opposite of sheeple. Swimming makes me brimming with happiness, but only after 45 mins from eating a chicken breast. I used to love my PS2, I sold it for 50 bucks, and now have nothing to do. So now I go to the batting cage, its cheaper than a psychiraist to disperse my rage. Lately I like the driving range, I love to hit the man in the cage. Sometimes I'll hook the balls into the trucks, as I listen for the faint scream of "AWWW Shucks". Thats not really how it works, he expresses it more like "get off the tee you crazy jerk". But by that time there are no words, its so loud only Onomatopoeias can be heard. On that note I like Palindromes, when I see a couple it reminds me of home. The reason why is because of my life, I dont know if I'm living it forward or backward but thats alright. Its like a mystery, guided by history, and love spending time trying to figure it out, while giving myself the benefit of the doubt.
Since I already met me, there isn't many out there that I really wanna see. I have a few friends maybe 1,2,or 3 but thats all over when I hit a party. But if theres was one person who I would like to meet tommora, that would have to be Dr. Che Guevara. He had a cool bike, with a nice ass hat, sounds like me, how can you beat that. So in reality it all revolves around me, if you see me around the world don't be like "what up G". Thats not my name and you should know it, I have a secret psueodnym like most poets. If you don't know it thats way too bad, and If I don't answer you don't feel sad.
As for music that I like, I hope you can see, that I mostly like Hip-Hop n R&B. I've always been a fan of the Reggae too, even French music Sacredieu!!!!! How could I forget el regaeton, lo siento pa' olvidando, no me llamas un cabron. Me encanta lo cantando on the microphone. So I guess I like everyone from Vanilla Ice a Tego Calderone. But feel most at home when I listen to Bone, but my boy Outkast is the biggest blast, even my old bus driver would sing a song called "dont you sass".
If I lived in the 70's I'd say a movie is groovey, I like everything from the Pest to Scooby dooby dooby. Im not really into horror flicks, as most have bad FX and with plots that need a fix. I can usually find in them somthing funny, so I guess that would be worth it for me to fork over some of my money. I get meloncholy, when I watch Polly, I'll watch The Dukes of Hazzard like I'm from Raleigh. My favorite is back to the future, I 'll laugh so hard I'll need dozens of sutues. There is one old movie that makes me laugh pretty hardy, it stars Peter Sellers, and its called The Party. I must say I like the Butterfly Effect, It displays multiple ways your life can get wrecked. Chinese girls do not come with green eyes Mr Burton, or you can get into some Big Trouble in Little China and start hurtin. While watchin The Golden Child I get full of life, sometimes I forget where I am and scream out IIIIIIIIIII WWWAAAANNNT THE KNIIIIFE. The evil one is Sardom Lompsy, but the best little devils are the Oompa Loompsis.
Why watch tv when you can be on it. Its much more fun, and better than a comet. You can watch space particles from a far, or become a local TV star. Thats what I did and its all for free, watch for me this Tuesday on Rescue Me, Its that show with Dennis Leary. I'm in the part with the graveyard scene, dressed as a cop I look pretty mean. Id love to be on CNBC, to talk about bonds and explain what a P/E ratio means, but I guess that these are all dreams, by the time I get there reporters will be replaced by machines.Mario: Game Over
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I like all kinds of books but my favorite is The Prince from Machevelli, he tells you to pretty much get ready. Another book that should be read more is Sun Tsu's Art of War. I also like to read Smith's Wealth of Nations, its econ fundamentals and shows how money is wasted. I like books about supply and demand, mostly to find a way to get back at the man. Some people may think this is a perversion, of biblical proportions like a bond yield curve inversion. That is one of the problems facing us now, as long as you read the right books you will be ok when GDP goes down. How could I forget the Thesaurus, I have one as big as a Brontosaurus Sometimes when I dont feel like gettin so deep, maybe I'll read a book about Snow White and her seven little peeps.
Probably my parents, for putting up with my mess, at times I couldn't help it but cause them stress. In the end I guess it all worked out, I admire anyone who speaks their mind yet doesn't have to shout. As long as you think for yourself, you will be on the right road to even more than monatary wealth.