Chris Durk MWDM

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Music:

This is a list of my Death Metal/ Grind CD collection!:

Cannibal Corpse- Tomb of the Mutilated
Cannibal Corpse- Butchered at Birth
Cannibal Corpse- The Bleeding
Cannibal Corpse- Kill
Cannibal Corpse - Wretched Spawn
Cannibal Corpse- Box Set ( yes i used to fucking love Cannibal Corpse)
Carcass- Reek of Putrefaction ( with old-school gore cover)
Carcass- Symphonies of Sickness (w/ Gore Cover)
Carcass- Heartwork
Carcass- Necroticism
Carcass- Swansong (this album blows)
Carcass- Choice Cuts
Carcass- Wake up and smell the Carcass
Morbid Angel- Alters of Madness
Morbid Angel- Blessed are the Sick
Morbid Angel- Formulas Fatal to the Flesh
Morbid Angel - Gateways to Annihilation
Morbid Angel- Heretic
Disgorge- Parallels of Infinite Torture (this album Shreds)
Malignancy- Cross Species Transmutation
Malignancy - Motivated by Hunger
Impaled- Death After Life
Exhumed- Anatomy is Destiny (..1 Favorite Album)
Exhumed - Slaughtercult
Exhumed - Platters of Splatter
Exhumed- Garbage Daze Re-Regurgitated
Death- Leprosy
Death- Human
Death- The Sound of Perseverance
Cephalic Carnage- Exploiting Dysfunction
Cephalic Carnage- Anamolies
Severe Torture- Feasting on Blood
Severe Torture- Fall of the Despised
Skinless- Foreshadowing Our Demise
Skinless- Trample the Weak, Hurdle the Dead
Vomitory- Revelation Nausea
Vomitory- Blood Rapture
Nile- Black Seeds of Vengence
Malevolent Creation- The Will to Kill
Suffocation- Pierced From Within
Suffocation- Souls to Deny
Mortician- House by the Cemetary
Mortician- Mortal Massacre
Mortician- Domain of Death
Mortician- Darkest Day of Horror
Mortician- Zombie Massacre Live!
Opeth- Orchid
Atheist- Unquestional Presense
Hate Eternal- King of all Kings
Origin- Echoes of Decimation
Metallica- Kill 'em all
Metallica- Master of Puppets
Metallica- Black Album
Metallica- Ride the Lightening
Pantera- Cowboys from Hell
Aborted- The Archaic Abattoir
Cryptopsy- Once Was Not
Dead Kennedys- Fresh Fruit for Rotting vegetables
Blood Bath- Nightmares Made Flesh
Poison The Well- Opposite of December
Hatebreed- Perseverance
Converge- Petitioning the Empty Sky
Dead to Fall- The Phoenix Throne
Deicide- Self titled
Vital Remains- Dechristianize
Ghoul- Splatterthrash
General Surgery- Left Hand Pathology
Pustulated- Haematoma
Artery Eruption- Gouging Out The Eyes of Mutilated Infants
TorsoFuck- Erotic Diarrhea Fantasy
Cephalotripsy- Uterovaginal Insertion of Extirpated Anomalies
Guttural Secrete- Reek of Pubescent Dispoilment
The County Medical Examiners- Olidous Operettas
Hombrinus Dudes- Politi-kill
Sikfuk - Gore Delicious
Sikfuk/Kretan Split
SikFuk - Teabagged at Birth
Corpse Carving - Grotesque Goratorium, Disemboweled Gorific Feast
Guttural Engorgement - The Slow Decay of Infested Flesh
Cemetery Rapist - Your Daughters Twat Filled With My Cock
Devourment - Butcher the Weak
Inveracity - Extermination of Millions
Viral Load - Backwoods Bludgeoning (Sick Hicks From the Sticks)
Condemned - Desecrate the Vile
Anal Cunt - It Just Gets Worse
Anal Cunt - Defenders of the Hate
Anal Cunt - Picnic of Love
Macabre - Dahmer
Municipal Waste - The Art of Partying
Lividity - Used, Abused, and Left for Dead
Malignancy - Inhuman Grotesqueries
Deaden - Displaying the Art of Carnage
See You Next Tuesday - Parasite
The County Medical Examiners - Forensic Fugues and Medicolegal Medleys (Finally found a copy of this OOP cd!)
Impaled - The Last Gasp
Hatebreed - Satisfaction is the Death of Desire
Abominable Putridity - In The End Of Human Existance
Vulvectomy - Putrescent Clitoral Fermentation
Disgorge - Consume the Forsaken
Dyscrasia - Septical Stomach-Pumped Remnants
Devourment - 1.3.8
Putrid Pile - Collection of Butchery

Movies:

Ace Ventura
Friday
PCU
Spinal Tap
Young Frankenstien
Airplane
Caddy Shack
Monty Python: The Holy Grail & The Meaning of Life
Waynes World 1 & 2
American Pie
South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut
Not Another Teen Movie
Dont Be A Menace To South Central: While drinking your juice in the hood
Friday the 13th
Night of the living Dead
Return Of the Living Dead
A Clockwork Orange
SLC Punk
Billy Madison
Happy Gilmore
Black Sheep
Tommy Boy
Blazzing Saddles
Orgazmo
Bad Taste
Jurassic Park
Cannibal the Musical
Pink Flamingos
Eraser Head
Senseless
Biodome
Jury Duty
Evil Dead
Army of Darkness
UHF
The Shining
Clerks
Mall Rats
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Terminator 2
Dead Man on Campus
Brain Candy
Airheads

Television:

Iron Chef
Seinfeld
Conan O'Brien
Jimmy Kimmel
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Good Eats
Comedy Central Presents
Any George Carlin or Bill Hicks stand up special
Top Chef

Books:

Catcher in the Rye
Fear and Loathing in las Vegas
Hell's Angels
Penthouse
Kurt Cobain: Journals
Kurt Cobain: Never Fade Away
Ranger School: No Excuse Leadership
Calvin and Hobbes (I own every single series pretty much)
Carrie
Jenna Jameson: How to make love like a porn star
Marilyn Manson: Long hard road out of hell
The Electric Kool-aid Acid Test
The Genealogy of Morals
The Great Gatsby

Heroes:

Jamey Jasta
Lance Armstrong
Sammy Davis jr.