I am a handyman in Seattle WA.
I was a stonemason's assistant in Seattle.
I used to pull, test and terminate Cat 5 cable for the University of Texas, Austin.
I am learning to walk on my hands.
I was a landscaper in Corpus Christi, TX.
I am not going to Argentina any time soon.
I've personally met and conversed with Volker Schlondorff and Stone Cold Steve Austin. While conducting a wine tasting I picked up the cap of Bo Schembechler, University of Michigan footbal coach from 1969 to 1989, and gave it back to him, which he thanked me for, saying I was a good man, and then died a fortnight later.
some pictures at:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/stuartstuart/