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About Me

So this is where I get to tell you how awesome I am, is it? Rock on. I'm Ashley - a twenty-five year old college graduate with big dreams and a good head on my shoulders. I have a Bachelors degree in Management Information Systems (M.I.S., what what?!) which means that I'm qualified to say that most people shouldn't use computers. Ever.
A good time usually requires friends and an alcoholic beverage. The two usually go hand in hand so I'm most often found with a smile on my face. I make it a point to make everyone laugh - usually at my own expense. I often try to come across as hardcore and all, but it's painfully obvious that I wear my heart on my sleeve. This always comes around to bite me in the ass without fail.
I'm always down to catch a show at a local venue or even stopping by thrift stores. Every single time I go into one, I come out with articles of clothing cooler than anything in your closet. True story. I'm extremely sarcastic but that should be taken lightly, I really do mean well. Honest.
I'm a huge fan of football (Giants and Knights!) and cars (imports mostly). I'm the farthest thing from high maintenance and I honestly like the taste of beer.
Want to know more? Message me. I don't bite - unless you're into that sort of thing! :)

My Interests

Just a brief summary:

your mom
movies
bar hopping
anything computer related
being silly
hanging out with friends
Causing trouble

oh and...

and..

I'd like to meet:

Anyone really - as long as you don't suck at life.

Television:

My Blog

Urban Dictionary and your mom...

... minus the your mom part. Go www. urbandictionary. com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the first definition it gives you.1) Your name? Ashleya ba...
Posted by Keens æ on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 08:43:00 PST

Keens vs. Scandalous Whore.

Dear Mrs. Whore,I guess I should start off explaining why I've given you such a moniker. Well, you do have a husband and you are currently throwing yourself at my boyfriend so I think your...
Posted by Keens æ on Thu, 29 May 2008 08:18:00 PST

From the mind of Kurt Vonnegut, Jr....

Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth. Oh, never mind. You will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they've faded. But trust me, in 20 years, you'll look back at photos of yours...
Posted by Keens æ on Thu, 22 May 2008 01:36:00 PST

Some excellent advice I found today...

"I don't want you to try to talk another person into staying with you, loving you, calling you, caring about you, coming to see you, staying attached to you. I mean hang up the phone. When people can ...
Posted by Keens æ on Sun, 04 May 2008 06:11:00 PST

Movin’ on up!

Today I just got exciting news! I'm officially 100% out of the help desk! I don't have a zone anymore. I don't have to take help desk calls/emails anymore - I'm 100% dedicated to ALL internal appl...
Posted by Keens æ on Sat, 03 May 2008 04:09:00 PST

The search is on!

So being home sick has gotten me thinking about my future living conditions. I'd like to move out by the end of the year and now that my credit cards have been paid off, it looks like it's actua...
Posted by Keens æ on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:30:00 PST

Keens random ramblings.

So it's been a while since I actually posted a blog in my own words. I suppose I should change that tonight.First, I've been wondering why some people decide to put not one but 2+ jesus fish on ...
Posted by Keens æ on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 06:45:00 PST

Interesting...

"The really dangerous American fascist... is the man who wants to do in the United States in an American way what Hitler did in Germany in a Prussian way. The American fascist would prefer not to use ...
Posted by Keens æ on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 03:31:00 PST

Birthday Plans Finalized!

If you can read this, consider yourself invited!Saturday, January 12th is my 25th birthday and I've invited all of you lovely people to celebrate with me. I'm including my birthday wish list bec...
Posted by Keens æ on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 09:00:00 PST

What Keens gets in her inbox [I can’t even make these up!]

So, I've gotten some pretty ridiculous messages over the past few months or so. I figured I'd post them for your enjoyment. :)---------------------------------------------------------- ---" so...
Posted by Keens æ on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 06:25:00 PST