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Lettuce

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About Me

Hi Guys! I'm Alexis, I just turned 19 January 10th and I know it's a bit late buuut if your in that "giving" mood...whats a couple hundred bucks for a friend right? You can still take make shopping or at least out ta lunch I mean its the least you fuckers can do shit on my birthday nobody bothered tosay shit til 11 o clock my time and my ass was already in bed, fuck I hate my birthday, nobody loves me enough (or at all) to remember it during the daytime hours for shit yo way to make a nigga feel loved. Whateve :) [To the slow people having this read to them, I was kidding, nobody is expected to take me on a several hundred dollar spree...relax] I am half Nigger (to the person reading this outloud to the stupid kid in the library...say that out loud...dare ya) and half Cracker (you'll probably get away with sayin that one out loud, nobody cares about white people) I currently reside in a state of complete Hell and torment (kentucky duh) I don't wanna be here anymore sooo GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE!! I DON'T EVEN CARE WHO DOES IT JUST GET. ME. THE. FUCK. OUT. OF. HEREEEE (please) The only good part about being out here is my job (I know, werid...) I work full time at TARGET and the people there are nothing short of amazing, and the only downfall to me being there all of the time (and if you think I'm sayin somethin gay like ohh I never getta see my family...you're a douch) is that it kills my feet. These past couple of days I've been workin eleven hour shifts (by my own choosing)which I'm totally okay with I just wish it didn't hurt when I walked... my home state where all my home niggs be residin at is Colorado (go buffs? thats co right?)I want nothing more then to go back and be like "hey home niggs wass uppp?" yep, that's about all be gotten right now yo! so check it on the real I'll catch ya in the flipside yo! ps to the dumb bastard reading to def fuck in the library, how'd you like that last sentance? It was all gramattically correct 'til I went and got it chopped and screwed and shit(ed on)

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My Interests

writng, reading, sarcasm

I'd like to meet:

Reverand Doctor Martin Luther King Junior:]R.I.PBilly Holiday [again] R.I.PRosa Parks [R.I.P]Jimi Hendrix [R.I.P]

Music:

Oh all kinds

Movies:

What Dreams May Come, Shawshank Redemption and American Psycho (the one directed by edward james olmos) are my three favorites right now anyway....mhmm still are

Television:

scrubs is good...

Books:

mainly black books:] ROOTS was amazing by the way:]

Heroes:

My sissie Laurene, Rev, Dr.Martin Luther King Jr., Henry David Threau (i think i spelled that wrong but its pronouced 'throw' if that helps stupid french like spelling;) Rosa Parks and of course all my friends and some of my family;)

My Blog

You're Stoopid And I Hate You

Haha I like spelling stupid wrong, it has a subtle irony to it that just gets me all tingly inside :D Haha anyway why am I blogging again?  I'm bored, no one will read this and I DO WHAT I WANT h...
Posted by Lettuce on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 10:17:00 PST

Rev, Dr.Martin Luther King Jr's Letter froma Birmingham Jail

Letter from a ..:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />Birmingham Jail, Martin Luther King, Jr., 1963 Courtesy The King Center, Atlanta, Ga. "LETTER FROM BIRMI...
Posted by Lettuce on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 09:05:00 PST

Another poem i wrote sometime last year! (its about a suicde so prepare,or dont read...oh well

The Wrong Time...:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> Her wrists were already cut before they played her song "keep your head up" She already had her bedroom door sh...
Posted by Lettuce on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 08:53:00 PST

That amazing speech from mlk jr!!!!!!

 I am happy to join with you today in what will go down in history as the greatest demonstration for freedom in the history of our nation. Five score years ago, a great American, in whose symbol...
Posted by Lettuce on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 05:45:00 PST

Martin Luther King Jr Bio

Civil rights champion Martin Luther King, Jr. was born in Atlanta, GA, on January 15, 1929; progressing through Morehouse College, Crozer Theological Seminary, and Boston University, he grew increasin...
Posted by Lettuce on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 05:32:00 PST