Hitting on dykes, wanking my wanker, relaxing with greasy cock-sucking crotch crickets, killing hookers, fucking ex-strippers, fucking currently employed strippers, grooming poodles, medicating my crotch-rot, putting my nuts in Hooters girls' mouths, translating ebonics to my 50 yr old mother, and of course reading the Bible.
Whoever wrote the Bible, so I can poke em in the fucking eyeballs. I swear to God I'm not satanic, but I could probably use a fucking really good exorcism.
lots of punk, metal, and some hip hop. too many to list
Rare Birds -- Find it on the internet or something.
TLC, History channel is good. Anything that doesn't make me more stupid like The Real World. Whiney bitches.
wutchoo readin fer?
Bill Hicks