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HEAVEN BEEF BUCHHEISTER

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I have been raped by women and spend most of my time fighting them away from my penis. No seriously, I am 100% studmeat. Ask anyone.

My Interests

Hitting on dykes, wanking my wanker, relaxing with greasy cock-sucking crotch crickets, killing hookers, fucking ex-strippers, fucking currently employed strippers, grooming poodles, medicating my crotch-rot, putting my nuts in Hooters girls' mouths, translating ebonics to my 50 yr old mother, and of course reading the Bible.

I'd like to meet:

Whoever wrote the Bible, so I can poke em in the fucking eyeballs. I swear to God I'm not satanic, but I could probably use a fucking really good exorcism.

Music:

lots of punk, metal, and some hip hop. too many to list

Movies:

Rare Birds -- Find it on the internet or something.

Television:

TLC, History channel is good. Anything that doesn't make me more stupid like The Real World. Whiney bitches.

Books:

wutchoo readin fer?

Heroes:

Bill Hicks

My Blog

WHAT'S YOUR OPINION?

Okay so I took a nap today and woke up like 45 minutes ago. Does anyone else find it bizarre that I've already masturbated 3 times? I hope that's normal.
Posted by HEAVEN BEEF BUCHHEISTER on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST