The Ever-Charming Ray Massery

About Me

Former Elvis impersonator, now full time computer geek/part time rock star . Currently under a lifetime ban from the Alamo.Shameless plug - www.kissfits.com or www.myspace.com/thekissfits

My Interests

I AM 62% PUNK ROCK! The intelligent punk. Tuff and Smart. I may be able to maintain a train of thought long enough... What the fuck was I talking about? Take the PUNK ROCK test at Fuali.com

Music:

Sick of it All, Turbonegro, H2O, Gorilla Biscuits, Anti-Nowhere Leauge, Kiss, Misfits, R.F.T.C., Black Flag, P-Funk/Bootsy, Electric 6, G.B.H., Elvis, The Fuckin' Crue dude, Plastilina Mosh, Motorhead, Toy Dolls, The Replacements, Angry Samoans, bauhaus, Bowie, N.E.R.D., Snapcase, 70's porno music, You am I, Nerve Agents

Movies:

Warriors Bitch! Also The Great Escape, Escape from New York, Old School, Dolemite, Female Trouble, Pink Flamingos, Desperate Living, Planet of the Apes, Fargo, Bond, James Bond, Death to Smoochy, Euro-Sluts 1-84, Taxi Driver, Boogie Nights and of couse How Stella Got Her Groove Back

Television:

Chappell's Show, South Park, Daily Show, Jackass/Viva La Bam/CKY/Whatever the fuck show they have now, Law & Order (But only the original) Scrubs and other than that I'm a total History Channel dork.

Heroes:

DaveAnd myself.

My Blog

Reality Check

So I've turned CNN on a couple of times today, and considering that there is a war in Iraq, an all but forgotten war in Afghanistan, the national debt is spiraling out of control, half of New Orleans ...
Posted by The Ever-Charming Ray Massery on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 04:43:00 PST

Another sign that I'm getting older...

I just got a letter from Forest Lawn in today's mail wanting me to pre-plan my own funeral service. ughh... I'm not sure what's worse. This or last week's realization that I'm now knuckle-deep in pros...
Posted by The Ever-Charming Ray Massery on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 06:12:00 PST

Hope it was a fuck of a high, dumbass!!!

Today was supposed to be the day that I was to testifiy against Aaron William Schowalter (Previously know as the Rat-Bastard Junkie who dared to defile the sanctity of the Supersonic Bachelor Pad) but...
Posted by The Ever-Charming Ray Massery on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Personal Party Tour Update

OK, I'm at the half-way point of my four cities in four weekends jaunt and here's the score so far: Week 1 ~ Riverside. I know, not exactly a hot vacation destination, but I was officiating a wedd...
Posted by The Ever-Charming Ray Massery on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

John Mauer - Ace Crime Fighter!

*******************Alternate Title: The LBPD Is A-OK With Ray******************* So I come home from work today to find that my apartment had been broken into and my acoustic guitar, brand new digi...
Posted by The Ever-Charming Ray Massery on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

True-Life Turbonegro Stories

So I head down to the Warehouse today to get my tics for the Turbonegro show next month. And as the clerk is handing me the tickets and confirming the info with me, she starts off with: "OK, you hav...
Posted by The Ever-Charming Ray Massery on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

How the hell did this happen?

I don't get it.... You're Peter, the Catman ! You love drugs and bigcars and you're a follower. You're neverserious and, one day, it will cost you. You'relike a kid who has never growed up but y...
Posted by The Ever-Charming Ray Massery on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sat June 5th

For those of you not fortunate enough to be on my friends list and get my bulletin board post: That's right kids, The Kissfits make their long awaited return to San Diego this weekend. We'll be pla...
Posted by The Ever-Charming Ray Massery on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST