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About Me


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FIRST OFF
My Page, && Song Show How I Currently Feel (Mood), So It Might && Probably Will Change On A DAILY Basis.

I AM


I Am Fun (Most of the Time). Funny. Smart (I Think?). Outgoing. Witty. Mellow. Weird (In A Good Way). Smart ASS (It's What I Do). Random. I'm Blunt (If You Don't Like It, Too Damn Bad)!
I'm At A Huge Changing Point In My Life Since My Last Break-Up. I Built My World Around What We Had && Had It Ripped From Me. It's Coo . . . HIS LOSS
I Need Time && Will Take The Time To Gather Myself; My Thoughts, Feelings, && Emotions.
♥LOVES♥
LIFE
Parties
Singing
Women
Foreplay
Being A Tease
MySpace
"Adventures"
Being With Family
Shopping a.k.a. AE, Hollister, && A&F
Dancing a.k.a. Clubbin' (Vue, Tracks, && Eden)
Hangin' Out with Friends
LIKES
Guys
Lounging
Short Hair
Computers
Making Out
Video Games
Physical Fitness
Sitting and Talking
DISLIKES
LIARS
Fakes
Two Faced People
Ignorance a.k.a. Morons
Mean People a.k.a. Assholes
Drama a.k.a. Relationships
People Totally Into Themselves
Downers a.k.a. MOST Emo Kids
HATES
Creepy Old Guys
NOSEY ASS PEOPLE
Twats, Tozers, Wankers...etc
. . . Wait, LIARS Go Here Too!
*NOTE*
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

PEOPLE WHO
Are Nice
Are REAL
Are Funny
Are Entertaining
I Can Tell Secrets To
Can Hold A Conversation
I Have Things In Common With
Plus A Whole LOT More . . .

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I'm an
O U T R A G E O U S L Y
jealous person
but I don't show it.

0.1
I ABSOLUTELY HATE being lied to!
...it pisses me off immensely ...

0.2
Bein' IGNORED has the same effect.
I'd rather have you tell me to
FUCK OFF
than ignore me
... DON'T do it!...

1.0
Name's Jonathon
Jon for short .

2.0
Jon = 21 years young

3.0
I'm 6'3"
but DON'T tell me "You're tall!"
...I already know...

4.0
Things are ALWAYZ wrong in my life

5.0
My cell phone IS my life.
Without it, I'm lost

5.1
MYSPACE is an addiction I have
...sad, I know...

6.0
I don't like drama
yet I seem to have a lot of it.

7.0
Stupid people make me mad
as well as immature people.

8.0
I don't have a lot of money , or any for that fact
yet I shop all the time.

9.0
I ♥ 1000 my friends; they're trustworthy!

10
I ADORE new clothes!

1.1
My family brings me joy !

1.2
I'm EXTREMELY random...
but that's just me.

1.3
I enjoy mexican food
but ITALIAN is my favorite.

1.4
...At times, I can be bitchy
I'm sorry if you happen to catch me then...

1.5
There is ALWAYZ a way to get ahold of me
THINK ABOUT IT!

1.6
That's my favorite phrase
minus the "favorite" part!

1.7
THAT'S my favorite phrase!

1.8
I Dislike HATE guys.

1.9
Oh yeah! I often refer to myself in the 3rd person .

20
I'm an uncle ...
TEN times!

2.1
I am VERY anal about things...

I despise disorder

2.2
My fav. liquor is EverClear.
Gets ya where ya goin', quick, hehe.

2.3
I Miss You, Yet Hate You At The Same Time.

2.4
I'm SIGNIFICANTLY More Attentive To Things Drunk, Than I Am Sober

2.5
I Believe That I Broken Heart
Can Lead You To TRUE Love.

My Blog

Life . . . Or Lack Thereof

. . . Waking Up Day After Day, Feeling So Empty. Is That What You Call "Life?" Sometimes I Just Feel Like I'm A Waste . . . Of Time, Of Effort, Of Space, Essentially, Of Existence.Why? I Just Feel So ...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Mar 2009 13:31:00 GMT

Explain This . . . PLEASE!

I Dunno . . . I Guess As Usual, I Put Up The Front That Everything Is Okay && Perfectly Peachy, But When It Comes Down To It, The Past Couple Of Months Have SUCKED!I'm Tryin' Not To Dwell On It && Be ...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 15:01:00 GMT

Tell Me Why . . .

It's ALWAYS Me Gettin' Fucked Over.I Help People Out, Being Kind && Open-Hearted, Literally Bending Over Backward To Help People In Any Way That I Possibly Can, Only To Have Them Just Blow Me ...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 04:29:00 GMT

Short, && Simple [Part II]

I'm Finally Happy, Once Again!I Love You Kennieth!
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 21:24:00 GMT

Short, && Simple

I Miss Being Happy . . .
Posted by on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 20:56:00 GMT

It Hurt Me More Than It Did You

Not giving you a kiss, let alone a hug when I said "bye" in such a rude, monotonous manner as if to say, "I don't care" or "whatever." You think that hurt you? Oh no, you have NO idea what it did to m...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 01:14:00 GMT

WOO HOO! Who's Up For Round 2?

You lied to me; you gave me your word && you tossed it to the wind. Your word is what matters the most. It represents what you stand for; your honesty, heart, && every part of you . . ...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 00:18:00 GMT

Drama? Stress? && The Cause . . .

BOYS! I'm really starting to understand why girls (&& guys alike) would rather NOT deal with us. OMG! I can't really remember the last time that I was stressed OR had drama. I don't know how t...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 09:07:00 GMT

OH HELL YES!

VOTE FOR ME!   The time has come to live my dream. Now is my best chance to do just that, but I just need a little bit of help from you to do it.   I'm part of this site (of millions) that ...
Posted by on Fri, 04 May 2007 16:44:00 GMT

It's Just . . . Awkward

sunrisesunsetsunrisesunset     &nbs p;         &nbs p;    It's all in such routine time     ...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 01:10:00 GMT