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Arnold

About Me

Hello my name is Arnold and I like fish and lemons. Well I dont like the fish anymore because they touched me and I'm scared of the lemons because of the ninjas. You have to run away unless you have something to hit them with and I put them in my pants. I want everyone to hear my song and stuff and if Deathdust tells you he made them HES LYING! I DID THEM ALL. All by myself. He didnt do any of them. He didnt even come near my computer when I was making them. He thinks he did it but I'm a better producer than him. You can even hear me say it in one of them! I dont want to be famous, I just want a new puppy because my other one died. Deathdust sat on it, not me. He says it was an accident but DONT BELIEVE HIM. He didnt sit on it.
I mean he did. I like drawing and pencils and balloons and music and adult movies and I used to like fish and I used to like lemons I still like igloos because of the treasure I still want to go to Iceland one day to be in the igloos and find the treasure. I want Tom Green to be my friend because I dont colour with green much because it reminds me of baby poo.

By the way, I have an album now and its done. But please don't buy it. Definitely don't tell anyone about it, your friends and your family and your Uncle with the funny beard won't get it. I'm sure if you're not. Please don't let me get famous. But if you have to listen, you can buy it straight off ebay here or you can read silly extra details in my blog. If you have to. A couple of people have bought it so far.. people are even asking me to give them copies! Why? No no, its bad.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 11/1/2006
Band Members: Arnold and The Door Slam Assistant (+Anarchist Battle Moose, Uncle Bob, a guest appearance by Donut and NOT Deathdust)
Influences: (in no order) Tool; Nine Inch Nails; The Presidents of the U.S.A; Smashing Pumpkins; John 5 ; Marilyn Manson; Pantera and random melodic elements of death metal, KMFDM; MDFMK; (Tim) Skold ; Deus Ex, System Shock 2 and other listenable-as-music game soundtracks; Sonic Mayhem; Denis Leary's Asshole (you can find it on google); Monster Magnet; Linkin Park; Chris Vrenna a.k.a. Tweaker ; The Ringer ; Little Britain and Nirvana.
Sounds Like: Your mentally handicapped half-brother singing karaoke with a famous band behind him.Oh.. but listenable :)
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

Feedback from the fans

im confused on where to even beginI do comedy, I sing, and I own a music studio where I also produce.All three aspects of me afore mentioned are wondering which part of me hates this the most.A) as a ...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 00:00:00 GMT

Album Details and Information for Buys

My album is out and I don't want you to buy it. Here are the infos: 1. Intro 2. The Rap3. My Imaginary Friend4. The Panda Song5. The Fish Song6. Bunnies Go Away7. I Wished On A Star8. The Dancy Song9....
Posted by on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 03:19:00 GMT

Arnold Video: Episode 2

THINGS DIDNT GO.  They didnt go.  They didnt go. No. The video plans weent zoom zoom out of the window.  The poor window. With the drinkies.  Arnold got drunk.  again.  B...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 03:15:00 GMT

Porn sites should have warnings!

If I ever build a porn site I'm going to put a big warning WARNING DONT SPILL CUM INBETWEEN THE KEYS ON YOUR KEYBOARD IT REALLY SUCKS AIM THE OTHER WAY! THANK YOU ENJOY YOUR FAP
Posted by on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 05:07:00 GMT

Arnold Video: Episode 1

My weekend was not very good but I took a video because I want Myspace to see more of Arnold. Hopefully this will be the first of a series like you see on tv when they play shows over and over again b...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 05:55:00 GMT

Arnold Arnold Arnold

has temporarily stalled in the promotions and the music making.  But not for long! I will be back with many saucepans! yeah! saucepans.. Just as soon as I dont have a cold. There is much to come....
Posted by on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 05:31:00 GMT