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Lauren Chang

You can't snort the Lord.

About Me

Give me a popsicle stick, a box of Cheez-Its, and some silly putty and I would rule the world.

My Interests

My goal in life is complete world domination. I am the antichrist. Rock on.

I'd like to meet:

The interestin' folk.

Music:

Do you like American music? I like American music.

Movies:

Movies that move you emotionally (NOT lovey dovey movies, but ones with believable characters struggling with the ups and downs of life) OR movies filled with wit, good humor, and clever quips OR movies that are just plain out there.

Television:

For the most part I think television is evil, but there are a few shows that I do take pleasure in viewing...I love Seinfeld and The Daily Show...I also really like cartoons from Adult Swim and from old school Nickelodeon...there are others but those are the best...Oh the hilarity

Books:

Current read: The Rum Diary (Hunter S.)and The Leviathan (Hobbes) Updated List of the Last Books I've Read: The Prince (Machiavelli), Mandragola (Machiavelli), Civilization and its Discontents (Freud), The Genealogy of Morals (Nietzsche),The First and Second Discourses (Rousseau), A Happy Death (Albert Camus) and Defying Hitler (Sebastian Heffner), The Pump House Gang (Tom Wolfe), The Plague (Albert Camus), Venus in Furs (Leopold von Sacher-Masoch),One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest (Ken Kesey), The Politics (Aristotle), The Republic (Plato), How to Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale (Jenna Jameson), My Horizontal Life (Chelsea Handler), The Wanting Seed (Anthony Burgess), The Da Vinci Code (Dan Brown), A Clockwork Orange (Anthony Burgess) ,Hot Water Music (Charles Bukowski) , Bella Dejour (A prostitute book...very funny) ,Memoirs of a Geisha (Arthur Golden)

Heroes:

My new fish Louis XIV because his vacuously vain behavior has instilled a resurgence of superficial motives that has propelled my ethos into a preponderousness unknown by any other individual.

My Blog

Epic Battle in Italia

My trip thus far has been amazing, I have never seen so many beautiful places all at one time.  Classes started today and I feel like I'm in pre-school again, but hopefully they start&n...
Posted by Lauren Chang on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 05:03:00 PST

Cocksuckers need not apply

Alrighty here's the inside scoop: I just broke up with my asshole boyfriend a few weeks ago, so I am looking for new people to hang out with/talk to/whatever.  I don't want anyone to think that I...
Posted by Lauren Chang on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 05:51:00 PST

Kick my ass

I'm so frustrated.
Posted by Lauren Chang on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 10:08:00 PST

My inquiry for salvation

I'm sure no one is really interested in reading this, but I am going to continue anyway.  Recently I have been feeling so incredibly bored (Jesus!).  Bored with everything!  Bored with ...
Posted by Lauren Chang on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 07:17:00 PST