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About Me

let's see... i recently started working at Apple, and i'm still not used to being awake at 6 a.m. I'm not as social as i'd like to be, but i try to never miss an opportunity. i'm easy-going, i guess. i have a very weird sense of humor, it's all over the place. dry, dirty, low-brow, high-brow, abstract, random. ... i'm actively trying, every day, not to be emo. some days are better than others. i don't play my guitar as much as i'd like, but i'm working on that. if you're interested in playing music, i'd love to jam some time. ... i can't think of anything else to put here right now. shmaybe i'll add more later. you can read my journal if you get bored: http://www.livejournal.com/users/sleepingstars/my AIM is HygienicLlama. say hello, i won't bite. usually.

My Interests

in random order: playing guitar. reading. watching movies. heckling movies, sometimes. hanging out with friends. bingo, sometimes. videogames. music. lots of music.

I'd like to meet:

someone i don't have to suppress myself around, even if i don't know i'm doing it. a Zoo Music Girl. someone who's (mostly) willing to put up with my over-powering urge to control the stereo. someone who's willing to accept that i will correct your spelling and grammar, and not be offended by it. it's just a... twitch i have, i guess. like tourettes. someone who thinks about insane, random things, like the details of the cockroach space program. someone who appreciates music, even if they don't like it. ... honestly, i'm not totally sure who i'd like to meet, or what kind of person, beyond the general and mostly useless "smart, funny, blah blah blah". so i'm mostly willing to meet anybody. unless they use hideous grammar, or can't spell, or use that internet short-hand, like "ur" and "plz" and "stfu". i hate that stuff.

Music:

RadioHead, The White Octave, Cursive, At the Drive-In, Death Cab For Cutie, the Cure, Depeche Mode, the Smiths, Godspeed! You Black Emperor, Clinic, TwoThirtyEight, Ramones, Pedro the Lion, Ozma, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, the Good Life, Thursday, Jimi Hendrix, Cake, mewithoutYou, Modest Mouse, Devo, Bright Eyes, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Mindless Self Indulgence, the Faint, Postal Service, TV on the Radio, David Bowie, Criteria, Blood Brothers, the Paper Chase, Muse, Psychedelic Furs, Placebo, Death From Above 1979, Murder By Death, Tom Waits, Leonard Cohen... and on and on and on ad nauseum

Movies:

Night Of the Living Dead, The Evil Dead Trilogy, most any John Cusack movie, The Usual Suspects, Memento, most Richard Linklater films, Series 7: The Contenders, Donnie Darko, Top Secret, Shaun of the Dead, most John Carpenter films...

Television:

the Tick (live action), Clerks animated series, Red Dwarf, Monty Python's Flying Circus, The A-Team... i don't watch much television anymore...

Books:

Lord of the Rings, Fight Club, Choke, Breakfast of Champions, the Cat in the Hat, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Surely You're Joking Mr. Feynman, The Discworld Series, and more that i can't think of right now.

Heroes:

Thom Yorke, Tim Kasher, Robert Smith, Steve Pederson, John Carpenter, Bruce Campbell...

My Blog

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empathy is the enemy

so, i've noticed i start a lot of my posts with the word "so". it's a habit i may have to try to break. some day. anyway.so, i've got a new place. well, i will have on the first of August. i'm getting...
Posted by The Most Important Part of Your Body... on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 09:35:00 PST

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Posted by The Most Important Part of Your Body... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

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