*Chris looks at me worriedly*
Me - "Umm, Chris, you alright man?"
Chris - "Oh, yeah, it's just...your eyes are pretty."
I recently broke up with my girlfriend who I impregnated on the first date. Don't worry, she miscarriaged. Ok. And I haven't even begun to think about asking anyone else out, mostly because I'm concerned the stress lovemaking would put on my body would cause me to pass out, much like i do when i defecate. I also live in a tent, and just got a DUI.
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