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MAN IN BLACK

THAT DASTARDLY MOTHERFUCKER YA ALL LOVE TO HATE: THE MAN IN FUCKING BLACK

About Me

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WELCOME TO MY NEW PAGE YOU SICK AND TWISTED FUCKS. I AM KNOW BY MANY NAMES THROUGHOUT THE CYBER COMMUNITY AND OUT IN THE LANDS OF THE DEAD THAT WE CALL LIFE. THERE ARE MANY PERSONALITIES THAT FIT THE COMPLEX PERSONA KNOW AS MY WRETCHED SELF. SOME INCLUDE LORD DEATHANGEL, MINISTER OF SINISTER, THE DARK GOSPEL MESSIAH, BUT THE ONE I AM KNOWN BY MOST, IN CYBERLAND AND OUT, IS NONE OTHER THEN THE MAN IN FUCKIN BLACK THIS IS ACTUALLY A NAME A CITY PIG """FOUL WAY OF SAYING COP OR LAW ENJOKEMENT OFFICER""" COINED ME BACK IN 1995 BUT THAT, MY DEAR FRIENDS, IS A STORY I MAY SHARE WITH YOU ANOTHER TIME LMAO. WELL READ BELOW TO LEARN ABOUT ME WHAT YOU ALREADY MAY, OR MAY NOT KNOW, ABOUT MYSELF AND IF YOU WANNA KNOW MORE ASK ME AND IF I CHOOSE TO I SHALL SHARE IT WITH YOU AND IF NOT THEN I GUESS THAT MEANS I DIDNT FEEL LIKE SHARING IT WITH YOU AND, MORE LIKELY THEN NOT, AS I USUALLY SHARE MY INFO WITH FRIENDS, IS THE FACT I PROBABLY DIDNT LIKE YOU AT ALL IN THE FIRST PLACE AND CARED SO LITTLE ABOUT YOU THAT I CHOSE TO KEEP MY LIPS SHUT AND NOT TELL YOU SHIT. DO THE MATH YOURSELF LMAO....OOHH AND FOR THE RECORD AS MANY PEOPLE WILL TELL YOU THAT KNOW ME AND HAVE MET ME PHYSICALLY, I AM ACTUALLY A VERY NICE CARING PERSON LOL, DONT LET ME DARK SIDE AND PROFILE CONVINCE YOU IM SOME AXE WEILDING PSYCHOPATH WHO WOULD SACRIFICE NEWBORN INFANTS LOL, IM JUST A MAN WHO IS LOYAL TO THOSE HE CARES ABOUT AND SOMEONE WHO DOES NOT TAKE ANY SHIT FROM ANY MORTAL FUCKIN BEING PERIOD. I GIVE RESPECT TO THOSE WHO ARE RESPECTFUL BACK AND BASICALLY TREAT OTHERS LIKE I WOULD WANT TREATED YA KNOW. YA EITHER LOVE OR HATE THE MAN IN FUCKIN BLACK ^6^" / Get Your Own Voice Player Manage

My Interests

IM INTO LOTS OF SHIT PEOPLE: I LIKE OUTDOOR SHIT LIKE BBQING, CAMPING, SWIMMING, FISHING, SHOOTING GUNS (NOT SUPPOSED TO BUT I DO LMAO AND IT DEFINATELY DOESNT BELONG INDOORS UNLESS PRISON SEEMS LIKE FUN HHHMMMMM WWEELLLL NOT!!!!! LMAO) I AM A GOOD COOK AND LOVE TO COOK FOR MYSELF, CROWDS, AND THOSE I CARE ABOUT AND DO A GOOD FUCKIN JOB OF IT TO IF I MAY SAY SO MYSELF.I AM AN AVID PLAYER OF VIDEO GAMES, WHETHER IT BE CONSOLE OR PC GAMES I AM THE GAMER FROM HELL!!!!! I LIKE PLAYING VARIOUS PC GAMES INCLUDING THE DIABLO SERIES, SACRED, EVERQUEST, AND MY NEW ALL TIME FAVORITE IS WORLD OF WARCRAFT """I HAVE A 60 LEVEL WARRIOR NAMED MANOWAR AND RUN A GUILD CALLED SHADOW STEEL"""" I ALSO LIKE PLAYING FIRST PERSON SHOOTERS LIKE FAR CRY INSTINCTS AND PAINKILLER. I AM A TOTAL RPG FAN AND OWN A XBOX MODIFIED AND A XBOX 360. I ALSO OWN A PS2 AND WILL GET A PS3 AS SOON AS IT IS RELEASED FOR SALE. WELL WHAT ELSE DO I LIKE???? OK NOW THE NICE GOOD GUY PART OF ME:::I WORK WITH GRADE SCHOOL CHILDREN IN A TUTORING PROGRAM (NATIONAL AWARD WINNING I MIGHT ADD) THAT I HELP RUN AND COORDINATE/ORGANIZE FUND RAISING FOR. I LIKE DOING COMMUNITY SERVICE WORK IN GENERAL AS I FIGURE SINCE I WAS SUCH A FUCK UP BACK IN THE DAY I FEEL ONLY FAIR AND OBLIGATED TO HELP OTHERS (NOT TO MENTION I TRULY DO LIKE TO HELP THOSE IN NEED)


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I LIKE A SENSE OF HUMOR (LADIES THAT NOTE OF THAT) AS THAT IS A DEFINATE MUST IN ANY FRIENDSHIP OR RELATIONSHIP I EVER GET INTO. IF YOUR NOT FUNNY, AND CANT HANDLE MY SENSE OF HUMOR THEN JUST "GO AWAY AND FUCK OFF"!!! BASICALLY I LIKE ALOT OF THINGS YO AND IF YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE THEN JUST ASK.

I'd like to meet:

THERE ARE MANY PEOPLE I WOULD LIKE, AND LOVE, TO MEET. MANY ARE ON MYSPACE BUT, AS OF LATE, I REALIZED THAT I WAS STUPID FOR THINKING SO FOR VARIOUS REASONS THAT I CHOOSE TO KEEP TO MYSELF LOL. THAT ONLY PERTAINS TO A COUPLE OF PEOPLE AND THE REST THAT KNOW ME AND WERE ON MY LORD DEATHANGEL FRIENDS LIST, I WOULD LOVE TO MEET AND PARTY/SPEND TIME WITH HANGING OUT AND DOING ALL KIKDS OF CRAZY AZZ SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OK OFF OF THE BAD MOOD TRIP NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHO ALL I WOULD LIKE TO MEET??? I WOULD LOVE TO MEET ALL THE SINGERS/GROWLERS/AND INSTRUMENTAL PLAYERS FROM ALL MY FAVORITE BANDS. TOP PRIORITIES INCLUDE GLEN BENTON "THE KING OF ALL EARTHLY EVIL", JACK OWENS, AND ALL THE FCREW FROM DEICIDE. TOM ARAYA, DAVE LOMBARDO, JEFF HANNEMAN, AND,OF COURSE, KERRY FUCKIN KING. PARTYING IT UP AND GETTING STONED WITH DEATHMETAL'S SECOND FOUNDING FATHER CHRIS BARNES WOULD BE A DREAM COME TRUE. DIMEBAG DARRELL """RIP DIMEBAG AND FUCK TED NUGENT FOR HOW HE DOGGED YOU OUT""" CHUCK SCHULDINER OF THE BAND DEATH """DEATHMETAL'S ORIGINAL FOUNDING FATHER AND RIP TO YOU MAN YOU WERE A METAL ICON AND A GOD DUDE"""

Music:


Slaughtered Remains, GORE, Ripped Apart 666, Demiseborn, Flesh Harvest, Dr Satan, Mortician, Malicious Damage, Skank, Repugnant Stench, Goatwhore, Cannibal Corpse, Deicide, Six feet Under, Torture Killer, Paths Of Obssession Vital Remains, God Forbid, Diecast, Shadows Fall, Arch Enemy, Behemoth, Danzig, Cryptopsy, Watch Them Die Immolition, Napalm Death, Savatage, Manowar, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Deathangel, Suicidal Tendencies, Slayer, Twisted Sister, WASP, KISS, Warlock, Cradle Of Filth, DevilDriver, Amputated Christ, Bloodsoaked and all kinds of other crazy ass sick and demented headbanging shit. I am not into much rap but I do totally follow Insane Clown Posse, Cypress Hill, Kottonmouth Kings, Snoop Dogg, Dark Lotus and a couple others.THIS GRAPHIC BELOW WAS MADE BY THE MAIN MAN IN PIG GRINDER. THIS DUDE IS FUCKIN TWISTED AS FUCK AND A DAMN GOOD MOTHERFUCKER. CHECK OUT HIS PAGE

Movies:

SERIES: FRIDAY THE 13TH, NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET, CHILDSPLAY, HALLOWEEN, LEPRECHAUN, SCREAM, ROB ZOMBIES "HOUSE OF A 1000 CORPSES" AND THE ALL-FUCKIN-MIGHTY "DEVIL'S REJECTS". OTHERS TO!!!!!! BASICALLY I LOVE ALL HORROR MOVIES IN GENERAL.....I ALSO LIKE COMEDY, AND, AS MUCH AS IT BEGRUDGES ME TO SAY IT, THE OCCASIONAL ROMANTIC COMEDY, SUSPENSE, ANIME, MYSTERY AND SOME QUALITY SCIENCE FICTION

Television:

WWE RAW AND SMACKDOWN, SOPRANOS, OZ, EC FUCKIN W, CSI, THE SHEILD, BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD, FAMILY GUY (FEAR STEWIE LMAO) SIMPSONS, DRAWN TOGETHER, MOST THE SHIT ON COMEDY CENTRAL, INTERVENTION, HEADNAGERS BALL OF COURSE, HOGAN KNOWS BEST (THE ONLY REALITY SERIES I CAN TOLERATE THESE DAYS BESIDES THE OSBOURNES) AND MORE THEN I WANNA TAKE THE TIME TO TYPE RIGHT NOW

Books:

FANTASY BOOKS LIKE FORGOTTEN REALMS AND DRAGONLANCE (ANYTHING WITH WIZARDS, DEMONS, DWARVES, AND INTENSITY I AM FUCKIN THERE) STEPHAN KING, DEAN KOONTZ, AND JOHN SAUL BOOKS ARE ALWAYS A KICK ASS READ. I ALSO READ MAGAZINES LIKE PC WORLD, REVOLVER, METAL EDGE, AND HIT PARADER (ALTHOUGH HIT PARADER FEATURES 3/4THS BUTTROCK AND NOTHING WORTH A DAMN FOR THE MOST PART BUT THEY DO OCCASIONALLY SUPRISE ME)

Heroes:

MY FIRST AND FOREMOST HERO IS MY DAD BRIAN, COINED BY HIMSELF AS "THE OLD BASTARD" TO THIS DAY I STILL CALL HIM "MY DADDY" AND OCCASIONALLY MOTHERFUCKER TO. I LOVE HIM WITH ALL MY HEART. MY SECOND HAS TO BE MY MOM: SHE WENT THROUGH HELL DEALING WITH ME AND MY REBELLIOUS STREAK THAT WAS LARGE ENOUGH TO FULFILL THE STREAK OF LIKE 30 NORMMALY PSYCOTIC TEENAGERS LMAO. SHE DID WELL AND DID ALL A MOM COULD POSSIBLY DO TO KEEP ME GOOD IN LIFE AND, BEING HOW SHE DIDNT KILL ME OFF BEFORE I MULTIPLIED, IT SHOWS HER STRENGTH AS A WOMAN AND A MOTHER AND I LOVE HER SO MUCH FOR IT. NEXT IS MY BEST FRIEND CLIFF """CCCLLLLLIIIIIAAAAAFFFFFFF YOU BBIIAATTCCHH""""YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR ME AND HAVE TRAVELED HUNDREDS OF MILES OVER THE YEARS TO SAVE MY ASS FROM TROUBLE DURING MY MORE "LAWFULLY AND INTOXICATING" TROUBLESOME TIMES AND EVEN SAVING MY LIFE TWICE. I LOVE YA MOTHERFUCKER WITH ALL MY BEING AND YOU WILL ALWAYS BE MY BEST FRIEND FOR LIFE BIATCH ^6^