christina

I LOVE BEING A NURSE. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO WANTS TO BECOME A NURSE, BE WARNED THAT IT TAKES HARD WORK AND DEDICATION. HOWEVER, IT IS ALSO VERY REWARDING.

You know you're a nurse if...

Your sense of humor gets more warped each year. Almost everything can seem humorous...eventually.

You check the caller ID on your day off to see if anyone from the hospital is trying to call and ask you to work.

You find yourself checking out other customer's veins in grocery waiting lines.

Your finger has gone places you never thought possible.

You wash your hands BEFORE you use the bathroom.

Your bladder can expand to the size of a winnebago's water tank.

You know the smell of different diarrhea to identify it.

Discussing bodily fluids over a gourmet meal seems perfectly normal to you.

You avoid unhealthy looking shoppers in the mall for fear that they will drop near you and you'll have to do CPR on your day off.

You have seen more penises and vaginas than any prostitute.

MY PAST TIMES IN MY BUSY SCHEDULE

Time w/ family,

Time with Friends,

Theater, Arts & Crafts,

Fine Dining,

and Travel