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The Situationist

It's a Mr. Death... something about the reaping?

About Me

It's been far too long since I made any changes to this page. I suppose I should do something soon, but for right now I'm gonna just change the layout. check back...

My Interests

books, music, movies, writing

I'd like to meet:

someone who can invent the perfect cure for a hangover that doesn't involve drinking another beer.

Music:

The The, Soul Coughing, Girls Against Boys, Curve, Hey Mercedes, Orbital, My Bloody Valentine, The Stone Roses, Depeche Mode, Tom Vek, etc...

Movies:

Real Genius, The 'Burbs, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Fletch (not lives), Jaws, Ronin, Big Trouble In Little China, Young Frankenstein...

Television:

Venture Brothers, Family Guy, Myth Busters

Books:

the Harry Potter books, the Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks, cuz that's how I roll. go ahead and laugh, we'll see who lives through the next zombie outbreak.

Heroes:

...i killed my heroes a long time ago...

My Blog

a rant such as hasn't been seen on here in a long time

oh, I'm pissed. even the word 'pissed' doesn't do how I feel any justice really. I'm livid. first, my friends dog got attacked the other night by another dog whose owner dropped the leash when her dog...
Posted by The Situationist on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 01:00:00 PST

In case you didn't feel like showing up...

OK, so for those of you who bother to peruse the trifle that occasionally appears up in around here I'm sorry... not for the content, of course, but for the lack thereof.So much has been going on late...
Posted by The Situationist on Wed, 30 May 2007 07:44:00 PST

when?

Why are certain things hard to do when a brilliant song is playing?How soon is now, exactly? (by the way, that's not the song)Can everyone tell when something bad is about to come out of my mouth, or ...
Posted by The Situationist on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 08:31:00 PST

ahh bullshit

So fuck this fucking fuckity-fuck bullshit. No, I'm not talking about the date today, I'm talking about important things such as:credit checks, relationships, money, tuition reimbursement checks, the ...
Posted by The Situationist on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 09:46:00 PST

yeah yeah yeah, I'll get to it in a minute. for now...

OK, so this isn't necessarily plagiarism, because I am actually writing this as a sort of "op-ed" piece, but in order for you to know what I'm talking about, I am going to include the original that I ...
Posted by The Situationist on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 07:52:00 PST

I'm forgetting something...

...and it's fucking pissing me off. I don't know what it is. I know that I don't have enough money for Christmas gifts for all who deserve them this year, I haven't forgotten that. I know that I have ...
Posted by The Situationist on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 08:07:00 PST

I love getting new mail...

So this morning I was driving to work from the doggy day care, having just dropped off Emma. Since there is no live show for Stern on Fridays I put in a CD. The CD (actually it was an .mp3 disk, but t...
Posted by The Situationist on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 11:03:00 PST

flavonoids

I've always liked dark chocolate. It's just better. Milk chocolate is, it's like a dirty secret... you've just satisfied a wicked choco-craving with that 3 Musketeers bar that you could hear basically...
Posted by The Situationist on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 09:37:00 PST

anger dancing and hate movements.

Every now and again I get on a rant. sometimes more often than every now and again, but it's usually when things get to the breaking point that, well, I break. right now is about that time, and althou...
Posted by The Situationist on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 08:31:00 PST

Personally...

Hey, don't take it personally... I just wanted a new look.Hey, don't take it personally... I needed to freshen things up a bit.Hey, don't take it personally... I've heard that story before and once be...
Posted by The Situationist on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 08:16:00 PST