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Lazzaroni

About Me

It requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street, andmethodically knocking people's hats off

If a captain's primary aim is to keep his ship safe, Why would he leave port?

May God grant us the wisdom to discover the right, the will to choose it, and the strengthto make it endure.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The White Whale
You are a
Social Moderate
(50% permissive)

and an...
Economic Liberal
(10% permissive)

You are best described as a:

Socialist
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Link: The Politics Test on OkCupid.com

My Blog

The Car Accident

Lets discuss a situation... When I mean discuss, I mean the kind of discussion that parents have with thier kids. A monologue.    I got in a car accident and I, may have been crochetin...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 05:17:00 GMT

Shut Your Face

Shut your face. Hahaa!
Posted by on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 19:12:00 GMT

She must be a lesbian

Today, I had B-fast with the Pres and Sec Rice. (for realz no joke.) Yeah the president was there but, so what? lets talk about the real reason for me wanting to go, Mami Rice.  In...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 00:23:00 GMT

Movie Theater Incident

I went to the movies and after the concessionaire brought me back my usual popcorn, soda and hotdog, I dared to ask, "Where can I relish my hotdog?"   Pointing to the self-serve condime...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 22:58:00 GMT

Sorry, I didn't recognize you with them cat ears on.

Because Halloween is a precurser to All-Saints Day, I feel it is my moral duty to make up for what saints generally lacked, continual immaturity. I mean really... Tricks can dress like hoes, Guys...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 14:50:00 GMT

WTF is a blog for?

I really don't get the point of this "blog" ness.  I guess that makes it no different than anything else in my life I don't understand, like cruise control and beastiality...  Yeah ruminate ...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 19:01:00 GMT