The Car Accident |
Lets discuss a situation... When I mean discuss, I mean the kind of discussion that parents have with thier kids. A monologue. I got in a car accident and I, may have been crochetin... Posted by on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 05:17:00 GMT |
Shut Your Face |
Shut your face. Hahaa! Posted by on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 19:12:00 GMT |
She must be a lesbian |
Today, I had B-fast with the Pres and Sec Rice. (for realz no joke.) Yeah the president was there but, so what? lets talk about the real reason for me wanting to go, Mami Rice. In... Posted by on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 00:23:00 GMT |
Movie Theater Incident |
I went to the movies and after the concessionaire brought me back my usual popcorn, soda and hotdog, I dared to ask, "Where can I relish my hotdog?" Pointing to the self-serve condime... Posted by on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 22:58:00 GMT |
Sorry, I didn't recognize you with them cat ears on. |
Because Halloween is a precurser to All-Saints Day, I feel it is my moral duty to make up for what saints generally lacked, continual immaturity. I mean really... Tricks can dress like hoes, Guys... Posted by on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 14:50:00 GMT |
WTF is a blog for? |
I really don't get the point of this "blog" ness. I guess that makes it no different than anything else in my life I don't understand, like cruise control and beastiality... Yeah ruminate ... Posted by on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 19:01:00 GMT |