I don't like psycho sluts that read meaningless propaganda and take it to the bank. Who cares?
It's GREAT to be a Florida Gator!!
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I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I'm not.
I AM A ROCKSTAR SOCIAL MONARCH BUTTERFLY FROM THE SOUTH AMERICAN RAINFORESTS!
Captain Morgan is my boyfriend!
I'm the Alpha Female. Know and accept this and you'll be safe.
Not only can I cook, clean, and sew, but I also design Fighter Jet Engines!!
Friends decided to make a sitcom about e-mail slacking, and this is my Character bio 'Mel - Has a million friends and a huge rack'.
Pride and Joy are my boobs.
I love to talk incessantly, and I giggle to myself a lot.
I love my car
In my house there are 3.5 people, 3 cats, 2 bunnies, and a bird.
Jim said, "You say the most random things ... you have random neuron misfireings."
I LOVE Seth Green!! (Especially in Can't Hardly Wait)
I try to laugh at the speedbumps that cross my path, or if I'm in the jeep, speed up!
My worst 'issue' is my fear of being annoying. I like to harass my friends via all the modern forms of communication.
I will defend my amazing friends to the end!
I'm proud of what I've earned thus far in life.
I'm amazing, but know humility.
I like to have a plan in life, but I've learned very well how to adapt when life chooses to not follow my plan ... and this happens often.
As long as I've got my rockstar friends helping save the world in our cute (albiet uncomfortable) shoes, I'm happy (Thanks Andry!)
I'm a Mechanical Engineer, but have social skills, sometimes.
I fall down a lot.
I LOVE Stiletto heels!
I love French Martini's with vanilla Stoli and Chambord, but I think I love the Captain more.
I am spastic, or 'tweaked' as Mr. Floyd says.
I'm smarter than you and actually like long divison and calculus.
I cannot spell very well, but I feel the need to correct people who misuse good and well ... I have educated Jonathan.
I live vicariously through my Uncle 'Fast' Phil and his splitwindow corvette.
I'm a super birthday cake maker.
I LOVE icecream and chocolate and cannot say no to it.
Actually, I like to eat food ... I like to cook too, but that's just because I like to eat.
I LOVE fondue night!
I have the attention span of a 5 year old.
I cut my own hair.
I'm 'craftsy' ;).
I painted a mural of Kevin Bacon in footloose.
Frank says that I'm a good 'gradienter'!
I took pottery with Jen and Shirley and we make amazing pots!
Some quiz gave this response ... I think it's accurate.
You are a drumstick.
Absolutely insane. That is how most would describe you. You aren't afraid to take risks, and enjoy putting yourself in strange situations. Most people hang out with you because of your hilarious sense of humour. You light up any bad situation, and can help all of your friends with their problems, except for your own. Because of this, you enjoy being around people like you. Many shut you out for your very weird, random personality, but honestly, you shouldn't care.
Quotes:
'When tempted to hold back, remember love flows best when it flows freely'
'I WIN!'
'I'm not mean, you're just a sissy.'
'To fall in love is easy, even to remain in it is not difficult; our human loneliness is cause enough. But it is a hard quest worth making to find a comrade through whose steady presence one becomes steadily the person one desires to be.'
'Life is 10% what happens and 90% how you react to it.'
'To refrain from imitation is the best revenge.'
'I like nonsense; it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, ... and that enables you to laugh at life's realities.' - Dr. Seuss
'The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands.'
'In nature, there are neither rewards or punishments; there are consequences.'
I love to travel! I've learned so much from 'meeting' the different cultures of the places I've been. I'm fascinated by others who think differently than I do, and I love to exchange ideas with them -- The costa rican rainforests were amazing ... I'm like Pavlov's dog when I think of authentic Italian food ... Venice is the most romantic place ever (too bad I was with Rachael and Sarah ;) )... Cinqueterre kicked my butt up and down the mountains ... Augistiner beer in Munich - mmmmm! ... I will retire in Spain one day ... Paris - dirty feet and champagne at the train station ... Interlaken was freaking beautiful!! ... Good friends were in Utrecht ... Ahhh Bella Roma! Mmmm Gelatti!!! ... Venezuela was like a home away from home ... We brought the durty south to the Canada and saw some cute french boys ;) ... Froze my butt off in Wisconsin ...
I love to collect animals and have too many :) Bagel and Baguette are my punk rock cats, Fuzzball and now the new baby are my bunnies ... and poor Godiva, RIP :(.
