ABOUT ME: By day I work full time as a kiddies shoe fitter, which is quite nice, though you do get some little assholes and by night I work in London as a poledancer/lapdancer/stripper/striptuese. I also like to take photos. Hot people who cross-dress excite me.
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I NEED MODELS!!!! I'm currently trying to build up a portfolio (and wanting to get considerably better!). So if you would like me to photograph you (whether you are a band or you are just after some nice pictures of youself) just send me a message. I'm always keen to try new things and i'm open to any ideas. (If you are in a band and I don't know you, please message me first before adding me or i will not accept you)
LIKES: pretty things; shiny things; sparkly things; spending the whole day wearing nothing but boxershorts and a manky old vest top; exercise; veganism; forests(and generally being outdoors); poledancing, being with friends; being right (doesn't happen often); taking photos; drawing; trivial pursuits (genus edition).
DISLIKES: Macdonalds (they destroy rainforests!!); KFC; Girls wearing too tight jeans with 'love handles' bulging over the top(just get the next size up love, you'll look fabulous!!); MY DOUBLE CHIN; burberry caps; tracksuits tucked into socks (unless your riding a bike of course-very sensible); people being rude to others; the fact that im on 'my space' telling you lot about myself and how 'wonderful' i am, simply because i have nothing better to do with my sad little life- like you people give a shit anyway!
BAD HABITS: Wasting precious time procrastinating on 'my space' (as if i have anything else to do!); getting too drunk at parties; making every meal i cook into some random sandwich; generally being shallow. ..
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Slinky
Birthday: 27th Feb
Birthplace: Saff'ampton innit?
Current Location: Eh, Saff'ampton again.
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown at the mo- but naturally blonde
Height: 5'4'' - i think
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left (like Satan- or so i've heard)
Your Heritage: Brittsh
The Shoes You Wore Today: Steal toe caps by Vegetarian Shoes
Your Weakness: Marzipan
Your Fears: Time
Your Perfect Pizza: One without meat/cheese etc...
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: ooh not much time left...
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: eh probably cool, or the old favourite, 'c**t'
Thoughts First Waking Up: C**t
Your Best Physical Feature: Lips
Your Bedtime: Anytime i want! im a big girl now...but my mummy sends me to bed at 8.
Your Most Missed Memory: Being with friends in Austrailia
Pepsi or Coke: eh coke i guess
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither- they both smell of BO
Single or Group Dates: Group dates (the more the merrier!)
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestle's not a very nice company you know...
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanillia
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Swear: Yes
Do you Sing: Hell no!
Do you Shower Daily: Nah- too much effort
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Hee hee, i don' t think they'll have me back!
Do you want to get Married: No!
Do you belive in yourself: I belive i can fly... what sort of a f**king question is this?
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yes
Do you think you are Attractive: Ugh, not at the moment.
Are you a Health Freak: When i can be bothered
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: i love them!
Do you play an Instrument: i played the recorder when i was, like 5-does that count?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes- and made a fool of myself
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Eh... Thats a bit personal!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes (i work in one)
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No (vegan)
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes!Homemade vegan sushi!
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Unfortunatly- no, hell i'm boring
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No- couldn't live with the guilt!
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: I think so- ha! thats such an honour.
Ever been Beaten up: Thankfully no
Ever Shoplifted: Nope
How do you want to Die: Knowing i've achieved something great- and listening to METAL!!!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A lost boy (i dont want to grow up)
What country would you most like to Visit: The galapagos (ecuador)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Brown/black
Short or Long Hair: Long (sometime short on girls)
Height: guys- tall dolls- short
Weight: Depends on build
Best Clothing Style: Anything creative and fun
Number of Drugs I have taken: Not really counting
Number of CDs I own: Not enough!
Number of Piercings: 3
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Nothing really- im happy now and thats what matters.
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
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