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Slinky

Sir Psycho Slinky

About Me


ABOUT ME: By day I work full time as a kiddies shoe fitter, which is quite nice, though you do get some little assholes and by night I work in London as a poledancer/lapdancer/stripper/striptuese. I also like to take photos. Hot people who cross-dress excite me.
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I NEED MODELS!!!! I'm currently trying to build up a portfolio (and wanting to get considerably better!). So if you would like me to photograph you (whether you are a band or you are just after some nice pictures of youself) just send me a message. I'm always keen to try new things and i'm open to any ideas. (If you are in a band and I don't know you, please message me first before adding me or i will not accept you)
LIKES: pretty things; shiny things; sparkly things; spending the whole day wearing nothing but boxershorts and a manky old vest top; exercise; veganism; forests(and generally being outdoors); poledancing, being with friends; being right (doesn't happen often); taking photos; drawing; trivial pursuits (genus edition).
DISLIKES: Macdonalds (they destroy rainforests!!); KFC; Girls wearing too tight jeans with 'love handles' bulging over the top(just get the next size up love, you'll look fabulous!!); MY DOUBLE CHIN; burberry caps; tracksuits tucked into socks (unless your riding a bike of course-very sensible); people being rude to others; the fact that im on 'my space' telling you lot about myself and how 'wonderful' i am, simply because i have nothing better to do with my sad little life- like you people give a shit anyway!
BAD HABITS: Wasting precious time procrastinating on 'my space' (as if i have anything else to do!); getting too drunk at parties; making every meal i cook into some random sandwich; generally being shallow. ..
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Slinky
Birthday: 27th Feb
Birthplace: Saff'ampton innit?
Current Location: Eh, Saff'ampton again.
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown at the mo- but naturally blonde
Height: 5'4'' - i think
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left (like Satan- or so i've heard)
Your Heritage: Brittsh
The Shoes You Wore Today: Steal toe caps by Vegetarian Shoes
Your Weakness: Marzipan
Your Fears: Time
Your Perfect Pizza: One without meat/cheese etc...
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: ooh not much time left...
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: eh probably cool, or the old favourite, 'c**t'
Thoughts First Waking Up: C**t
Your Best Physical Feature: Lips
Your Bedtime: Anytime i want! im a big girl now...but my mummy sends me to bed at 8.
Your Most Missed Memory: Being with friends in Austrailia
Pepsi or Coke: eh coke i guess
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither- they both smell of BO
Single or Group Dates: Group dates (the more the merrier!)
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestle's not a very nice company you know...
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanillia
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Swear: Yes
Do you Sing: Hell no!
Do you Shower Daily: Nah- too much effort
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Hee hee, i don' t think they'll have me back!
Do you want to get Married: No!
Do you belive in yourself: I belive i can fly... what sort of a f**king question is this?
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yes
Do you think you are Attractive: Ugh, not at the moment.
Are you a Health Freak: When i can be bothered
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: i love them!
Do you play an Instrument: i played the recorder when i was, like 5-does that count?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes- and made a fool of myself
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Eh... Thats a bit personal!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes (i work in one)
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No (vegan)
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes!Homemade vegan sushi!
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Unfortunatly- no, hell i'm boring
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No- couldn't live with the guilt!
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: I think so- ha! thats such an honour.
Ever been Beaten up: Thankfully no
Ever Shoplifted: Nope
How do you want to Die: Knowing i've achieved something great- and listening to METAL!!!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A lost boy (i dont want to grow up)
What country would you most like to Visit: The galapagos (ecuador)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Brown/black
Short or Long Hair: Long (sometime short on girls)
Height: guys- tall dolls- short
Weight: Depends on build
Best Clothing Style: Anything creative and fun
Number of Drugs I have taken: Not really counting
Number of CDs I own: Not enough!
Number of Piercings: 3
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Nothing really- im happy now and thats what matters.
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
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My Interests

poledancing, being vegan, photography, tie dye, dressing up, going to the gym (bah!), stripping, eating, reading, walking and being outdoors, learning about random stuff, going to gigs, lapdancing, being with friends, forests, camping, bright colours, going down 'magic beach', expanding my mind, eating again, going out at night listening to pink floyd- getting both scared and emotional, australia, wearing the same outfit for weeks at a time, making new friends, shiny things, music, dancing like a fool.

I'd like to meet:

I'm secretly in love with Rik Mayall and Bill Bailey, so i guess i'd like to meet them.
If i could, i would love to meet George Orwell- But that ain't gonna happen!
In General, any interesting people, fun people, arty people, really boring people, cross dressers... the usual.

..tr Your IQ Is 95

Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average

Your Verbal Intelligence is Above Average

Your Mathematical Intelligence is Average

Your General Knowledge is Genius
A Quick and Dirty IQ Test ..table

Music:

xavier rudd, tool, kraftwerk, depeche mode, david bowie, amalthea, radiohead, 65 days of static, the clash, rage against the machine,REKALIX, killswitch engage, bjork, APHEX TWIN, the smiths, john frusciante, martin grech, FORE TET, joy divsion, rod stewart, eat static, buddy holly, sepultura, avenged sevenfold, OZRIC TENTACLES, pitchshifter, SQUAREPUSHER, nine inch nails, napalm death, paul simon (gracelands album), deep forest, led zepplin, marilyn manson, stone roses, unkle, the prodigy, pendulum, chemical brothers, alice in chains, sam cooke, UPROAR, glen miller, kuler shaker, rolling stones, the jam, jimi hendrix, OPETH, MESHUGGAH, dire straits, the cure, the marz volta, HELLCYON, boards of canada, oasis, guns n roses, lamb, bola, massive attack, portishead, the doors, tracy chapman, northaunt, dj shadow, metallica, paul weller, fleetwood mac, iron maiden, KATE BUSH,damien rice, the music, muse, kammerheit, primal scream, incubus, blur, red hot chilli peppers, elvis, nirvana, PINK FLOYD, eric satie, sigur rosI am 70% Metal Head.
.. I rock just as hard as the rest of the thrash set, except when no ones looking I like to get down with a little "More than a Feeling." Take the
Metal Head Test
@ FualiDotCom

Movies:

mary poppins, secretary, natural born killers, lolita, v for vendetta, requeim for a dream, who framed roger rabbit?, nosferatu, goodfellas, city of god, edward scissorhands, amelie, the godfather, donnie darko, indiana jones trilogy, scarface, train spotting, leon, ronin, 28 days later, blow, corpse bride, drop dead fred, blow, clockwork orange, nineteen eighty-four, fight club, one flew over the cuckoo's nest, children of men, back to the future trilogy, from hell, nightmare before christmas, the evil dead trilogy...

Television:

QI, Spongebob Squarepants, Spaced, Bottom, The Mighty Boosh, Anything with Adam Hart-Davies in, Scrap-heap challenge, Family guy..

Books:

nineteen eighty-four, lolita, choke, rime of the ancient mariner, invisible monsters, popul vuh, macbeth, far from the madding crowd, crime and punishment, animal farm, a midsummer night's dream, taming of the shrew, jane eire, time machine, hamlet, fight club, american psycho, burlesque/fetish and the art of the teese, down and out in paris and london

Heroes:

My dearest friends(my brothers!- you know who you are!), My Beautiful and intelligent Sister, The Parents- for putting up with, well..me! Chris Mole- for being a wonderful friend and a bloody good crease up! George Orwell, John Frusciante, David Lachapelle, Dita von Teese, Frida Kahlo, Pamela Anderson, Belladonna, Kara- for being the best 'spank-artist' ever x x x

My Blog

Kentucky Fried Cruelty

Don't eat KFC- They're evil!! THEY SMELL LIKE POO!!! Also (and more seriously) They are cruel to chickens. Please visit www.kentuckyfriedcruelty.com and watch the shocking expose narrated by PAM...
Posted by Slinky on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST