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My name is Alfred Yankovic. However, because of some other idiot out there who happens to have the same name, I'm forced to go by "Normal Al". And why is that you ask? Because I'm just that - NORMAL. I go to the store to shop for frosted mini-wheats, get haircuts, and take the occasional poop when nature calls. I don't do WEIRD things like wear Hawaiian shirts when I'm not from Hawaii, play strange instruments like the accordian, or make funny parodies of popular music. I also don't eat disgusting food combinations, own any rodents, or have an unknown obsession with the number "27".