Dickstrap Dan

Hello and good evening. If had to describe myself in one word it would be Amazingly Average and Spectacularly Normal. I am very tall extremely dark (in fact people have said that I am a shade darker then black) and handsome. I live in a small community with a large population consisting of him, her and that other one. You can catch me in my local with my friends ordering seven lagers. I think that I can outrun most fish. I would say that I have a active out going lifstyle. I put my self through many strenuous activities such as yawning and taking a dump. I have a loving girlfriend who i reguraly cheat on in our bed, but she has caught me a few times and has taken my x-box 360 of my for the rest of the day. If you go to Salford Uni then you are unlikely to see me there as I don't go there so you might aswell stop looking. Sorry if this has any spelling mistakes in it, but im sure you will forgive as I am Anorexic.