Grandma |
The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place.Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she could write notes when she neede...
Posted by Mary on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 03:44:00 PST |
Joke |
Jake had been in the liquor business for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a wee...
Posted by Mary on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 03:36:00 PST |
Christmas |
*Twas the month before Christmas* *When all through our land,* *Not a Christian was praying* *Nor taking a stand.* *See the PC Police had taken awa...
Posted by Mary on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 02:53:00 PST |
Words women use alot |
1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right, and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this ...
Posted by Mary on Fri, 18 May 2007 07:06:00 PST |
Pittsburgh Friends VS Other Friends |
OTHER FRIENDS: Never ask for food
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
OTHER FRIENDS: Bring a bottle of wine to your party
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Posted by Mary on Fri, 18 May 2007 07:03:00 PST |
My Resume |
My Resume: 1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate. 2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but I jus...
Posted by Mary on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 02:36:00 PST |
Wood Spiders and Various Drugs |
http://www.glumbert.com/media/spiders
Be sure to watch the whole thing!...
Posted by Mary on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 06:03:00 PST |
