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joseph[â™ ]

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About Me

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

hey,

About me


"Well I know you like the party, but the party never stops.
I know you like the party, but the party never stops."

k wut

... Greetings loves. Do ya really wanna know me?
Damn right you do.
Alright, here we go. I hope I don't sound too generic...

So the name's Joseph, and I have no clue what's going on.
I don't know what I'm doing on Myspace, and I don't know where my toothbrush is. Toothbrush?

haha WHERE TO START?~!

Let's see..
If you come to know me, you'll find that I'm in love with three things:

The water, eating, and a girl named Jessica Campbell.

When I get older, I'm going to be a pro surfer, sail around the world, and photograph every corner of the planet.
I'm going to do everything from sky diving, to scaling Mt. Everest.
I'm going to fight ninja assassins in the alleyways of Jimboomba, and wrestle Great Whites in the depths the Pacific.

Yeah, I'm a dreamer, a man of hopes and promises.
Jess says I'm like a little boy who wants to do everything.
But false hopes they are not you see, I've got a hefty amount of things on my to-do list, and I'm bound to acheive every one of them ^_~
And if there's one thing I hate the most, it's being held down. I shalln't let anything get in me way to do what I wanna do.

I'm naturally calm, but I'm known to be exceptionally eccentric at times. At times. ;]
Randomness and weirdness are my things. You may be thinking wtf, but I'm thinking LOL
If ya don't have a sense of humor, I'd advise you to uh, tits or gtfo ;D

My life can be summed up with a simple 'asdhjkdlf'
It's full of generally happy times, but those days where there's no more milk for my cereal and no one's around to talk to come around every so oftinn.
M'life's currently frequented with boring dragged out days.
But I'll have you know that those days are soon to be filled up with busy schedules and restless nights.
I absolutely despise being lathargic, I always need to be doing something.
Although I'll have my days of rest, I'll never have a lazy day. Evarr.

I'm a man of thought. Of wonder, and 'now just wtf is goin' on here?'
I hate the close minded, and idiocy is a crime.
Some zodiac sign website thinger says people are most turned off by my 'know it all attitude'
I say lolz stfu and deal wid it okthx =D
I do know it all.

Interested


[Photography] [Linkin Park] [wolves]
[Gaia] [MMOs] [sci-fi]
[zombies] [polar bears] [Dinosaurs]
[MSI] [ska] [swimm]
[Wrestling] [Sausage McMuffins] [Clean Water]
[Water Polo] [Travis Barker] [Lion King]
[bunnies] [rollarcoasters] [Jack Bauer]
[Spartans] [massages] [ninjas]
[Dane Cook] [Spiderman] [Samurai]
[Style] [mini coopers] [anime]
[SSBM] [Chargers] [Jennifer Anniston]
[Martial Arts] [Link] [91x]
[Psychology] [Virtue] [Almondes]
[Pie] [Jet Li] [sk8 &surf]
[sXe] [birds] [New People]
[sailing] [mint&chip ice cream] [French Toast]
[mt climbing] [ramen] [Firefox]
[Pilot G2 Pens] [Arcades] [Beast Wars]
[Cheryl Burke] [Kix] [charmander]
[Ron White] [Fishing] [Bam Margera]
[pros] [etc.~????]

Uninterested


[noobs] [conspirators] [black pplz music]
[new linkin park] [astrology] [religion]
[rascism] [fast food] [soda]
[politiks] [biology] [alcohol]
[the lotto] [psychics]

To Do


-Catch a Firefly -See Snow/Snowboard
-Drive a Car
-Buy my own Surfboard
-Travel By Air
-Fly a Plane
-Jump out of a Plane
-Run a Marathon
-Obtain a Blackbelt
-Go Paintballing
-Drive Jetksis/ATVs
-Paintball on Jetskis/ATVs
-Learn Guitar
-Score a 300 in Bowling
-Become pro at DDR
-Become pro at Halo
-Play Counterstrike
-Swim with a Dolphin
-Make Love on a Train
-Shower in a Waterfall
-Give to a Charity
-Have my Portrait Painted
-Learn a foreign language
-Watch a space shuttle launch
-Make love on a forest floor
-Learn to rollerskate and rollerblade
-Learn to Ice Skate
-Brew my own beer
-Ride a camel into the desert
-Plant a Tree
-Learn to ballroom dance
-Learn to breakdance
-Write a novel
-Learn to play the flute
-Train my very own falcon
-Learn how to whistle with grass and call an animal with it
-Spend the night at a haunted house(with and without friends)
-Take a road trip with friends
-Scale Mount Everest
-Ride the tallest roller coaster in the country
-Learn to juggle
-Raft through the Grand Canyon
-Hang glide through the Grand Canyon
-Scuba dive at Australia's Great Barrier Reef
-Ride a hot air balloon(around the world?)
-Catch a ball in the stands of a major league baseball stadium
-Make a hole-in-one (at least mini-putt lol)
-Adding more constantly~