I'm so glad that finals are over. |
And thanks to the endless studying, I made straight A's. And I'm a high school dropout. Take that, public education; I always said I'd never need you.Also, I finally got a job, and it looks like thi...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Dec 2008 08:53:00 GMT |
Hey Vagina- quit yer bleedin’ |
Still looking for a job, waiting for my stolen money to be returned by the bank and being flat fucking broke in the meantime, got strep throat, got a yeast infection from the antibiotics I was taking ...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 00:40:00 GMT |
Dear Alcohol |
Dear Alcohol:First and foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. My friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, beer at the game, and you're even aro...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 21:36:00 GMT |
A few thoughts |
I can't sleep because it is stiflingly, uncomfortably, unbearingly hot as hell in here with no AC, and I'm also looking forward to our trip even though she's bringing the dog that is the spawn of Sata...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 22:56:00 GMT |
Why are these apostrophes so uncooperative? |
At four in the morning I woke up still vaguely drunk. I usually awake in this roach-infested cave wondering where the hell I am.
Last night, Casey and I went to see Rasputina at the House...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 04:14:00 GMT |
