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About Me

I have the best group of friends, a decent family, the greatest older brother, and the most wonderful boyfriend a girl could ask for. I love all types of music, especially rock and classic rock. Incubus is my favorite modern rock band. If the world ran out of ice cream, Italian food, and chocolate I would probably starve to death. I'm more content going to a friends house and as long as there is good conversation and laughs then I'm happier there then being at the bar. I love to laugh, dance, sing, and shop. There is no greater city in the world then Baltimore and, yes, I'm being bias. I'm in love with the Baltimore Ravens and Orioles and if I ever lost either team, I would probably slit my wrists. I don't like bad drivers, rude people, people who have no common sense, know it alls, fake people, those that treat me like I'm 3, the rest of the AFC North Division, the Colts, The Yankees, and 98% of the people that I work with.
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My Interests

..Basically I'm interested in anything and everything and am willing to try things atleast once.

I'd like to meet:

You mom, Incubus, 311, Brian Roberts, all of the other Ravens I haven't already met, and all the people listed in my 'Heroes' section that I'm not related to. Otherwise I'm good, but thanks for asking.

Music:

..I have my favorites, but I'm open to and listen to pretty much everything.

Movies:

..Anything Will Ferrell or Vince Vaughn (heart him), Full Metal Jacket, Pulp Fiction, and American History X, comedies, anything stupid, and girlie teen movies...the ones with the feel good endings where the girl gets the guy all the time, I know it's lame...

Television:

..Current programs: 24, Holmes on Homes, The Ravens, the Orioles, and Flight of the Conchords. I can also be found watching old reruns of Cops, The Golden Girls, The Cosby Show, and Will & Grace. And of course, whatever crap I find interesting on VH1....Hello, Rock of Love and Flavor of Love.

Books:

..Harry Potter, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Grapes of Wrath amongst others...and yes, even children's books. No I'm not kidding. I love the Berenstain Bears. I also enjoy People magazine, I have a weakness for it.

Heroes:

..My Dad, my brothers, Elvis Aaron Presley, Johnny Cash, Mike Holmes, Lieutenant Detective John McLane, Tedy Bruschi, Jim Nantz, Vince McMahon, Flavor Flav, Kermit the Frog, Shadoe Stevens, our electricians Craig and Bruce (ha, ha, happy now?) and everyone who ever served as an American Gladiator.

My Blog

Friday.

For anyone that cares, my birthday is this Saturday the 22nd and for once I took a Saturday off of work so I could enjoy the day the way I want to. With that being said, I’d like to enjoy ...
Posted by Ms. Jen on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 05:03:00 PST

The worst part of beer....

is not the hangover you will have the next day after a night of heavy consumption. Oh no, my friends. The worst part of beer are the shits that explode forth from your ass the next day.&nb...
Posted by Ms. Jen on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 02:14:00 PST

Sitting, waiting, wishing.....

.....is what I know you all have been doing since I last blogged - hoping that I would one day post another one. And allow me to help you get the "your mom" jokes out of the way. I know mo...
Posted by Ms. Jen on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 05:49:00 PST

Merry fucking Christmas.

This is all I'm going to say about the Ravens.....I'm so disappointed. It's more then injuries and age. It's the lack of basic fundamentals of the game by the players, play calling on the ...
Posted by Ms. Jen on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 02:44:00 PST

An apology

Dear friends,I'm sorry for my absence as of late. And for neglecting you all. This week turned out to be hell week. What was supposed to be two days of starting at 2AM and working un...
Posted by Ms. Jen on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 02:10:00 PST

You will probably hate me for saying this....

But hitting your funny bone on something isn't so much funny.
Posted by Ms. Jen on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 05:42:00 PST

Homecoming ’07

I'm glad I made the last minute decision to come up Saturday night to Cal. It was so great to see everyone that I did. Although I still wish I could have seen others. I guess that's ...
Posted by Ms. Jen on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 05:54:00 PST

Trying to figure it out.

"Monuments and Melodies" - Incubus My hands are tremblingAnd my eyes are on fireThis house is crumblingLeft brain, left out, on the wireYou make me happyYou magnify my better halfYou make me ce...
Posted by Ms. Jen on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 01:17:00 PST

A follow up....

Dear Summer, Thanks for taking my advice and pissing off. Love, Jen Manzo Dear Fall, Thanks for finally showing up. Ass. Love, Jen Manzo...
Posted by Ms. Jen on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 04:27:00 PST

Yuck.

Dear Summer, Go away and let fall come out and play! Love, Jen Manzo
Posted by Ms. Jen on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 05:52:00 PST