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PresidentMummy

About Me

I am running for president of U,S and A in '08!I am PRO-LIFE and PRO-AFTERLIFE!I voted YES on Propostion 45 B.C.I WILL keep ALL of America's problems under wraps.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Osama... if he's hiding in EGYPT he WILL be found, killed and placed in a sarcophagus SO stinky even the Osirus will not take him.

My Blog

Why not?

Some people ask... why would I vote for a mummy for president? I say... why wouldn't you? Sure I look like I'm wearing a turban and Egypt is dangerously close to the Middle East but be believing in me...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 09:08:00 GMT

Mummies are better presidents!

Mummies don't care about your economies and wars. We just want pyramids. Since we have much better technologies today-like cranes instead of 100-man pullies and trucks instead of hauling around block...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 16:52:00 GMT