The name on my underwear says 'Courtney'

About Me

The name is
Courtney

I'm brave but I'm chicken shit.

I've always dreamed of being a secret agent. Anyone want to join?

I'm really a balding 50 year old virgin with a beer gut who lives with my mom in her attic. (basements are so 5 minutes ago) The only time I go out of the house, or away from my computer, is to go to comic conventions. I'm currently working on my own called THE ADVENTURES OF CHEST GUY AND AV GIRL. *hums theme song* I like to run around the house in my whitey tighties (that are a bit yellow), a towel (its my cape mother crappers) wrapped around my neck singing Superhero Theme Songs. THUNDER CATS, HOOO!

I recommend walking around naked in your living room. Wear it out (the way a three-year-old would do).

I'm actually 16 (but I wish I was over 101).
I have my liscenes (my picture looks like a mugshot and not the good kind). I drive but not that well. =)
I'm only a messy person when it comes to my room and locker, everything else has to be clean.
I'm a funny person and use my humor to make others feel better.
Sometimes I can be a jerk but most of the time I'm nice.
I don't take much of anything serious.
I'm a theatre geek and I love it.
I hate my laugh so most of the time I'm a silent laugher but sometimes loud laughter breaks through (which embarrasses me).
Arrogance bugs the crap out of me.
I stand up for others but not usually myself(but I will especially when I'm in a funk).
I like to smile and I like others smiles .
My life revolves around snowboarding, I love it to death do us part.
I also play(ed) tennis, soccer, hockey, paintball, skateboarding and karate.
It usually takes a lot to embarrass me though.
If you made it this far then I'm overly proud of you.

This is how I groove...
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Cutest Boy in the Worlddddd .. width="425" height="350" ..

Someone who'd tell me at midnight to sneak out, run across fields/highways to spend 10 minutes at a park then leave. Anyone who would sit with me and watch brain-rotting cartoons for hours because theres nothing better to do. People who can hold a conversation. Someone who's just theirself and doesnt try to impress or stand up to anyone elses standards. People who are real, like others for who they are and wont mind sparing me a few bucks when I come up short. Someone who would break rules with me. =) Someone who'd stand on my toilet and wait for me while I got ready... like Mercury -
Anyone would be cool. =)

Music:

Jimi Hendrix The Beatles Rock N' Roll Soldiers Rilo Kiley Smashing Pumpkins Modo David Bowie The Police Head Automatic Senses Fail Hollywood Undead Mindless Self Indulgence Simon&Garfunkel Beach Boys Benny Benassi Fiona Apple Pink Floyd The Crests Brand New Queen Weezer The Who Nine Inch Nails Lazyboy Silverstein Def Lepard American Football The Presidents of the United States Poison The Used Dead Poetic The Agony Scene Further Seems Forever The Album Leaf Nodes of Ranvier Amber Pacific Dashboard Confessional Day Two Rent The Offspring Goo Goo Dolls Guns N' Roses Sex Pistols Chicago Oasis Foo Fighters Louis XIV Modest Mouse Something Corporiate Lit From Autumn to Ashes Jimmy Eat World Tsunami Bomb Sublime The Killers Bright Eyes Joan Jett Coward A Static Lullaby Brad Pasley Pat Benatar Lagwagon Verve Pipe My Chemical Romance Fall Out Boy DJ Z-Trip and Chester Bennington Yellowcard Funeral for a Friend Billy Talent The Donnas White Stripes Jet The Darkness Hot Action Cop Shinedown P.O.D Gob Sugarcult Chronic Future and many more. Some rap/R&B. Anything I can dance too. =) (if you think you know a good band/artist and I should try them out, give me the name. I'm open.)

Movies:

Television:

Nora Charles: You know, that sounds like an interesting case. Why don't you take it? Nick Charles: I haven't the time. I'm much too busy seeing that you don't lose any of the money I married you for. Nora Charles: Pretty girl. Nick Charles: Yes. She's a very nice type. Nora Charles: You got types? Nick Charles: Only you, darling. Lanky brunettes with wicked jaws.

Books:

Fingerprints, Rainbow Boys, Everworld, Shadows, Learning to Look, Tone Deaf, Things My Mother Doesnt Know, Scary Stories =D, Lord of the Flies, Coming Back Down, To Each Their Own, ect.