If I was an amputee |
If I was an amputee.
I'd be glad everday
That one of my apendeges
Had simply gone away
I'd never have to work again
Oh sympathy I'd milk
Thers lots of bleeding hearts out there
And others of that ilk
...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 06:12:00 GMT |
I whish I was retarded |
I whish I was a retard
I think it would be fun
My make an ass out of myself
And piss on eveyone.
I'd put my smokes out on you
much merriment I'll make
And no can get mad with me
I'm a retard for chri...
Posted by on Tue, 08 May 2007 06:25:00 GMT |
I may have gone mad |
the greatest song ever is sister golden hair.Don't Recycle!
Posted by on Thu, 03 May 2007 09:59:00 GMT |
More things i hate |
I think alot about things I hate, like wheels, no not the Degrassi character but the round things. What's up with Kevin Smith and Degrassi anyway. Recently I have become addicted to face book. It's th...
Posted by on Tue, 01 May 2007 06:01:00 GMT |
Why smoking crack is good for you. |
It's a constant struggle.It's oh so very hard.To see you all go off to workWhilst lounging in my yard.I've got it all quite figured out Just never mind the cough'Cause smoking crack can get you Every ...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 06:27:00 GMT |
Meatloaf |
I work with this guy who was once a semi-famous rock star. He's a really talented guy and it's all pretty sad. Anyhow, he was telling me a story one night while on copia of illicite narcotics and booz...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 06:42:00 GMT |
I want my year back |
I feel ripped off, scamed if you will, latley I have made a habit of reading the obituarys averaging out the the ages the ages of deaths to see how long I have left.
Anyhow, I saw this one "in h...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 06:24:00 GMT |
Freaky shit |
Ok , so last night light I'm sleeping. I was awoken with quite a start when a man entered my room. After my eyes focused to the lack of light and sleep. I saw that it was James Brown. How odd I though...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 07:02:00 GMT |
The hungry |
Some people at this time of year go crying for things. Today I am going to donate some food to people without any. I propose however we give them all something usefull. Like portable dvd players, I me...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 15:55:00 GMT |
Drug testing |
I just found out there is no drug testing in the special olympics, so a great plan dawned upon me. I think I'll go and rent me a special person. Oh I mean mentor not rent, and retard instead of specal...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 05:19:00 GMT |
