Down in the filthy restroom of the Von Pompiland, a snowy eve in Hamburg. The Siddies Monster (aka Kidding Spree) was taping a small ad on the sticky wall, looking for some good soul which would have found his lil’ coke rails’ mirror, when the Flying Grootman (Groots, for the Ladies), who had proved once again that his stomach couldn’t bear liquors beyond 25°, was reeling out of the ladies toilets. With the mirror in his hand. This staggering encounter gave birth to the Upward Slopes, that press wasn’t long to call her “Most Delightful Crooks Of The Yearâ€.
Though the band is permanently split between Europe and America, they never stop boiling sweet pop songs for our greatest pleasure. Obviously their many years of conservatory weren’t fruitless, and their sticky fans have seen it from the beginning. Dear to their heart as hell, our two beloved artists have called this fine bunch of connoisseurs the Happy Fuel, true to their reputation of cool people you can invite to your parties. Of course, naughty rivals are waiting in dark corners of gloomy magazines to crack down on our sympathetic young fellows; but envy has never stopped creation and they they’ll keep on feeding us with more indie candy.
They work exclusively with the NoEquipment 2.0 Workstation, compound of a couple of mics and pcs. Yes, the sound is low but, well, they’re timid lads and anyway, that is a limitation of the NoEquipment 2.0 Workstation. For sure with ZeroMoyen v1.23 the production would have been more ambitious but who cares working with french equipment?
After a long, ruthless, head-hunting process, they were finally joined by the sharp Griffu, the steady-steam Guy On Drums, and the endearing, pretty-faced, cuddle-friendly Stage Fright.
Now, they are all ready to unleash the... whaterver its called.
