I'd like to meet:
YELLOW - "The trouble making mastermind". Drinks vodka sodas and has a penchant for getting in trouble with the ladies.
PURPLE - "The Isaac Hayes of the group". Drinks Jim Beam, smokes organic, and specializes in chillin.
PINK - "Sweet and Sassy". Drinks rum and coke, knows how to get down on the dance floor...This one is spunky.
BLUE - "Just an animal". Blue drinks any whiskey he can find, dresses like a clown and walks around spanking people.
RED - "It's always the quiet ones". Drinks Jameson's neat, plays a mean pinball, and out of nowhere will rock the dancefloor like Michael Jackson.
GREEN - "The red headed step-child". Green is just messed up.