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The Southern Way

Destroy it's sternum via headbutt!

About Me


One dark, dull, lifeless sunday afternoon, Three fellows we're playing some socom 3 and then all of a sudden, one fellow (gravy tank, aka Dough Boy) got an urge and turned on another fellows guitar (sam bustrum, aka Chongo J. Weiner) and started playing. He mysteriously dropped the E string to G or Gb and uttered the oh so life changing words in dough boys direction "rap to this" and thus our first hit single "Aunt Jemima" was complete. With the completion of that song,which is pretty much a freestyle rap about flap jacks, The Southern Way was born through the vagina of awesome into the world. Quickly realizing their new found fate, all members left their wifes, skipped town, and cut off their dicks to avoid any distractions from their promissing carrer in music. Today, the band is complete and is in the process of writing material in a secluded cabin in northern canada on 378 private owned acres of lush green forest. this cabin is where the southerners eat, sleep, scratch, drink, and get there cannibal corpes on daily. With the collaboative power of the minds from members of Undertow, The Snipers, the music will be unrelentingly destructive and deadly. Shriek in the force that is THE SOUTHERN WAY!!!!!!
Song List: (trust me, we are THE SHIT)........... word
1. No-Scope Tactic Green Shell... FUCK
2. There is a Puppy In The Window And I Don't Give A Fuck
3. Aunt Jemima
4. Intercourse (Chocolate-Chip Cookies)
5. Stop Those Damn Yankees (The Anthem)
6. You're Mean and Nasty!
7. Red-Skin Death
8. Sk8 Video
9. I Love You Jesus!
10. Adam Savage
11. Crazy Australian Potatoe Eatin' Bastard
12. Hey! You're Bob Sagget!
13. Tator Face
14. Ode To A Tribute
15. Hate Paraphernalia
16. The Great Southern Buffalo Soldier Massacre Thanksgiving Extravaganza to end all Great Southern Buffalo Solider Massacre Thanksgiving Extravaganzas that end all of the Great Southern Buffalo Soldier Massacres which occur on Thanksgiving and just so Happen to be Extravagant
17. What Would Satan Do?
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Member Since: 10/30/2006
Band Website: myspace.com/thesouthernway
Band Members: Gravy Tank- Guitars, Lead Vox, Harmonica, Bass

Chongo J.- Guitars, Grub, Vox,Bass

Nasty Flakes- Drums, beards

Influences: Alcohol, Pantera and Queso Blanco. The three most vital things for a succesful weekend.
Sounds Like: Some crazy fusion of Tenacious D, Public Enemy and Static-X.
Type of Label: None