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About Me

i get antsy being in the same place for too long. i get antsy with the same look every week, month, year. i like to cut my own hair. i'm intensely monogomous, always have been (except a couple times:) i love Jesus. Unironically. My favorite word in the english language is "motherfucker." I think if there was a war to end comedy, i would take up arms and fight for comedy. I'd also fight for chocolate milk. like if the government was gonna take away chocolate milk from its citizens, i would blow a lot of shit up. i'd like to think i'm pretty much the same person i was when i was 8, only hairier and fatter.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I dunno. Anyone who can teach me how to fly or do any sort of mutant-related super power stuff. Relatively quickly and without radioactive side-effects like failing kidneys or whatever. Anyone who wants to get me in a movie directed by Mike Leigh, Tom Tykkwer, PT Anderson, Lynne Ramsay, Quentin Tarantino, Michael Winterbottom... Anyone who likes to laugh or sing or play. Anyone with a bouncy castle in their backyard that's not too dirty.

My Blog

Masters of Origami... These guys are brilliant...

Posted by on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 15:37:00 GMT

still running? still not getting paid?

Posted by on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 16:44:00 GMT

crashing crescendoes

crashing crescendoes i miss playing nintendolike it was an occupation without occupational hazardsother than the virtual anguish over getting fire-roasted by a dragonbut man what a way to go.i say "fu...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 00:14:00 GMT

Gay Chainsaw... BUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Posted by on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 14:06:00 GMT

Life's Little Dramas

Posted by on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 14:02:00 GMT

Franklin the Wordsmith Part One, Two & Three

Posted by on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 14:00:00 GMT

i'm bangedup.com

i have some sick nasty bruises going (i'll try to post a pic of the ones on my tummy soon).every muscle in my body feels weak.i did a level one belt test for Krav Maga on Sunday/yesterday. It started ...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 14:01:00 GMT

bits and bobs

so in love with music the past couple weeks... worked on this music show at sundance which was a shade of what it could have been but even the bleakly malnourished shadow was a tasty bit of blocked li...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 18:14:00 GMT

"oh, that's cool."

so i've been working at this broadband/video-on-demand channel called ripe(if you have on-demand it's under "cutting edge" and if you have the internets, it's at ripe.tv)and i've been writing a show c...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 16:27:00 GMT

man...

i can't rollerskate for shit.
Posted by on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 10:37:00 GMT