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Jon

I got rhymes for the deaf dumb and blind

About Me

Here's what you need to know:

- I know a lot of good places to park a car in San Francisco
- I have an overdue library book
- I know how to say hi to cats I don't know

DO YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE

WHO DOESN'T LOVE ROBOTS

(real blog)

(postcards)

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PS: I typically don't add people unless I've exchanged email or actual real-life fist-bumps with them. This is the way of things.

My Interests

Music, movies, television, heroes, and books

I'd like to meet:

- Batman

- A drunk, trusting time traveler with magic teleportation boots

- My own personal dinosaur

Music:

ACCEPTED:
Guitars, drums, turntables, MCs, machines, classical instruments, samples, old-timey lingo, heartfelt earnestness, singin'

IGNORED:
Ten-gallon hats, excessive encrustations of bling, bad gothy eye makeup

Movies:

YES:
Quirkyness, explosions, spaceships, spectacle, character, plot, thought, laughs, beauty

NO:
Fight-scene JiggleCam, pretentiousness, inappropriate predictability, preachiness

Television:

ON NOW:
Battlestar Galactica, Mythbusters, Good Eats, Teen Titans, Iron Chef

DEARLY DEPARTED:
Star Trek(s), Firefly, MacGyver, The Real Ghostbusters

NEED TO CHECK OUT:
Lost, 24, The Wire, 3rd season of Enterprise

Books:

GIMME:
Inventiveness, aliens, characters, steampunk fantasy, engaging voice, insight without condescension or opacity

FORGET IT:
Cheese, overt self-referential cuteness, stories about (your) alcoholic/abusive/wacky family, anything else I can see on TV and not waste my time with

Heroes:

Jackie Chan, Bruce Wayne, Roast Beef, Warren Ellis, Master Shake